MAGICAL NARWHALS

this cow is prettier than me

Dude someone once told me I look like a cow and I was like “omg really? Have you seen cows? Because I have and they’re fucking gorgeous and adorable, so thanks”

Fun fact: “cow-eyed” was often used to describe Hera’s beauty since the Athenians considered cows faces so beautiful.

me

what a babe. 

Who is she

Hey guys if you haven’t this movie its called The Breadwinner and last I checked it could be streamed off of Netflix. It’s an amazing film about a girl who disguises herself as a boy in order to provide for her family, who is living in Afghanistan during a dangerous political climate. It’s beautifully animated and incredibly well-written. Me and my younger sister (she is ten years old) thoroughly enjoyed it. So did my mom and dad when we watched it with them later. 

It is based on a book of the same name. I read the book when I was in Elementary school. It is great. I also encourage you ne read it.

I’m a simple person, I see anything praising cartoon Saloon, I reblog. Support these guys!!

It’s a mix of hell and outer space.

how are u going to tell me mermaids dont exist then 

@leviathansuggestion @deepsea-suggestion

Um, what?

I’m sorry but Bruce Wayne and Harleen quinzel being in the same med school and they’re friends but no one (not even themselves) are sure how they get along

bruce: ...it’s movie night. or at least it was going to be until your uncle zod decided to bring down the wrath of krypton, clark. get him a new hobby that doesn’t involve leveling cities

Spent a few moments wondering why clowns are afraid of Information Technology

Turning 6 and immediately hating barney the dinosaur is a childhood rite of passage so to say the least I'm curious to see how they'll tackle this befuddling multi-million dollar motion picture

We're always talking about gut-punches on this site but this is a fucking surprise roundhouse in the back of the head.

What is going on here

The Shining, But Cold

cranberry sauce

lipstick

does anyone have more these are great

For anyone who needs a good laugh today

it’s hard because a lot of the time recovery doesn’t feel like winning. it doesn’t feel like freedom and happiness. recovery isn’t always laughing over lunch with friends. it’s not constantly feeling like the strongest person in the world. times like those you’ve got to remember just because it doesn’t feel like winning even though it doesn’t feel like freedom and happiness neither does it feel like coldness and hunger no longer are you fading away so maybe it isn’t laughing over lunch with friends or feeling like the strongest person in the word but neither is it dying alone in your bedroom and you know you’re stronger than you were before recovery isn’t always going to feel great it’s not always going to be the best but recovery isn’t going to kill you it’s a whole lot better than the alternative