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President Bill Clinton has an important message for lesbians everywhere

You're probably thinking I took Clinton's words out of context, but I didn't! Here's the full, original statement by Bill Clinton from 1998

(Video Taken from Pinnapop on Twitter)

why did i get the eating disorder hotline for deedee megadoodoo

so in the 2003 Aquaman series they introduce a new backstory for archvillain Black Manta in which the entire reason for his (hyper)fixation on destroying Aquaman's life was severely maltreated autism, which Aquaman then cures him of with his magic water hand to completely redeem him. and this is obviously insanely stupid and ill-conceived and genuinely hateful, but given all of that, this is still one of the funniest speech balloons i've ever read in a comic. me @ myself when i remember how i acted in high school or whatever

Needless to say, I noticed.

they're holding my fucking thang hostage for $6

Photographs by Jake Wilton

It’s warm again and I’m craving the beach. But not just any beach. Specifically a beach with beautiful cliffs, crystal clear ice-cold water, and vibrant green algae. I don’t live near one of those so I will draw it instead 🌊

2 - the fact they needed to put up a sign implies that the fake coyote did deter humans

it's so cool when you can see the market respond to illegal activity in real time on the side of illegal activity

every day i tell myself i need to leave the disco elysium subreddit then someone is really funny on there and i’m forced to keep going