At the end of everything, hold on to anything.

monogamy is crazy to me because imagine being mad that your partner can pull. imagine your secure ideal being someone with 0 game

*vigor, warmth, and light returning to my eyes suddenly* That’s right, I’m an irredeemable pervert…!

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

sound on, they are not singing the tune you would expect.

parents are so fucking entitled

parents will throw a fucking tantrum about how you have to respect their views while having disrespected you your entire life for no reason other than believing they had the right to control you

Parents will get mad at you for trying to kill yourself

parents get mad at you for trying to kill yourself not because they care but because it makes them look bad

Cats that are REALLY human socialized and tolerant of touching are so funny. You can just grab them and pick them up. Boneless. Squish their little face in your hand. They love it. But what's funnier is when you get used to one of those and then absentmindedly pet a normal cat weirdstyle and they're like MYAGH?? & you're just like ykw you're right my bad girl

Grabbing a cat and kind of wiggling it back and forth will have wildly varying results depending on if the cat is normal or boneless

A frustrating part of the mainstream vegan “love all animals and protect the environment” mindset is the fact that things need to die in real-life ecology all the time but deer hunting season makes icky feelings and carp culls aren’t cottagecore

My tits bounce when I walk I’m not listening to you

i know no one else has ever felt like this before, but i will be brave and speak my truth. i want to have lesbian sex