monogamy is crazy to me because imagine being mad that your partner can pull. imagine your secure ideal being someone with 0 game

Kiana Khansmith
Cosimo Galluzzi
Not today Justin
cherry valley forever
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
d e v o n
Game of Thrones Daily
trying on a metaphor
taylor price
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

Origami Around
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
$LAYYYTER
Jules of Nature
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year

if i look back, i am lost
almost home

Love Begins
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

seen from Malaysia
seen from Malaysia
seen from Brazil

seen from Brazil

seen from Malaysia

seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from France
seen from Malaysia

seen from Malaysia

seen from Brazil
seen from United States
seen from Taiwan

seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
@nefariousturnip
monogamy is crazy to me because imagine being mad that your partner can pull. imagine your secure ideal being someone with 0 game

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
why does my mother suddenly fail kindergarten whenever she tries to do anything on the computer
I know she doesn't know what "the maximise button" is so I told her "click the square at the top right" and she clicked...the printer icon...in the middle of the toolbar. and I'm just like okay. this isn't a technology thing you are flunking basic shapes and directions. I'm turning off your computer and getting you a block puzzle. you have a master's degree
when I was in high school I had a literature teacher who had a policy of unlimited extra credit. All you had to do was read a book by a notable author (his discretion) and have a little chat with him after school to prove that you read it. No limits, no need for variety (one month I decided I really loved Kurt Vonnegut and just read everything of his I could get my hands on).
Yes, I was tearing through books constantly, and talking to this teacher at least weekly. Because even though I always loved reading as a kid, literature was always a very weak subject for me in terms of a teaching-to-standardized-test school setting (I just do awful on "what color were the curtains" type multiple choice questions. Those details don't stick in my memory THEY JUST DON'T). But that didn't matter for this class. I could just read my way out of any bad test score. I have always had fond memories of how I "fudged" my way through that class and "abused' the extra credit policy.
I was thinking about it again today, and only just now realized that he absolutely tricked me into being well-read, while my teenage self thought I was totally getting away with something. THAT MOTHERFUCKER. I hope he's doing well.

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
this stupid fucking image sends me into hysterics every time
"They go to SEX CLUBS and pretend to be DOGS!"
Yeah well you go to church every Sunday and pretend to be a good person
fun phenomenon
love is a pile of laundry
on the chair in your room
we can get by with it as is
(sock drawers are optional) but
if theres more clothes
if we want to sit down
we have to take agency
i have to get out of bed
you sort through the undergarments
i hang each shirt
you fold each pair of pants
and we can sit in that chair
we are in truble

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Paprika (2006)
life could be so much easier if i could oscillate between a pussy and a dick at will but im sure many people feel this way
The Smuppet Show was so good it made me cry for 3-4 hours, y'all should go watch it

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
watched @/naked-bee’s The Smuppet Show on the HSOD a couple of weeks ago. It was, haha, pretty cool!!
I love everything about this! The banjo! The parasol!! The pastel rainbow watercolor dreaminess!!!