CHARLIOAK

LADS ITS THAT TIME AGAIN

Humans literally evolved armpit and pubic hair to be more musky as a result of sexual selection and now the beauty industry is telling you to shave your bush and armpits. I trust the taste of a prehistoric cave woman more than the taste of a Gillette marketing department thank you very much.

my dad is very intensely involved a battle with his city’s public administration over a playground they have tried to forcibly remove like five times in the past 20 years and DID remove once in like 2005 but then had to rebuild because my dad was such a pain in their asses and came through with undeniable receipts of the zoning plan from the 60s/the historic/cultural value of the urban planning…. like there’s a woman in the city office who is his arch nemesis. he is literally the daredevil of urban planning

everyone in the tags needs to stop saying they want to fuck my dad.

We should popularize more hispanized phonetic spellings of classic character names like we did with esnupi

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

Bloopers are movie aftercare and it’s fucked up that we got rid of them

oh you’re yanking my chain? yank harder

You're not a real evil character enjoyer if you need them to have a redemption arc, I love my evil bitch with no remorse who dosen't feel like they've did anything wrong and will never say sorry.

unrestrained summer fun

like first of all… yes we do!!!!

notice how everyone is horny today