CHARLIOAK

the line between vengeful brutal catharsis and gay sex is very thin so be careful out there

if you have dug two graves on your path for revenge bring a condom too

MILD hurt/comfort? nuh uh. torture him. sepsis. swept downstream in a frozen river. 6 month convalescence. commit to it.

booboos on his body AND his soul AND his dignity

humble that man. he should have to be nursed back to health my his romantic interested and accidentally throw up and pass out on them when they try to clean his wounds

he has the sniffles? aww. now have him be thrown from his horse and dragged for half a mile.

LADS ITS THAT TIME AGAIN

Humans literally evolved armpit and pubic hair to be more musky as a result of sexual selection and now the beauty industry is telling you to shave your bush and armpits. I trust the taste of a prehistoric cave woman more than the taste of a Gillette marketing department thank you very much.

my dad is very intensely involved a battle with his city’s public administration over a playground they have tried to forcibly remove like five times in the past 20 years and DID remove once in like 2005 but then had to rebuild because my dad was such a pain in their asses and came through with undeniable receipts of the zoning plan from the 60s/the historic/cultural value of the urban planning…. like there’s a woman in the city office who is his arch nemesis. he is literally the daredevil of urban planning

everyone in the tags needs to stop saying they want to fuck my dad.

We should popularize more hispanized phonetic spellings of classic character names like we did with esnupi

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

Bloopers are movie aftercare and it’s fucked up that we got rid of them

oh you’re yanking my chain? yank harder

You're not a real evil character enjoyer if you need them to have a redemption arc, I love my evil bitch with no remorse who dosen't feel like they've did anything wrong and will never say sorry.