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People like this are watering down what pedophilia is and the end result of that if we let it go on is that it will be harder to accuse actual pedos

It's not even breast size anymore, it's reached "yeah, she's a grown adult and has massive honkers, but she's 5'5" and her SO is taller than her so the SO clearly has pedo tendencies."

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying. So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs! The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

so THATS why these cheetah ft dogo pics exist

the anxiety cat

Also! Cheetahs are not in fact classified as big cats, they are simply very large lesser cats, due to the fact that they purr, meow, chirp, and cannot roar. Also many cheetahs have learned to recognize wildlife photographers are friends and not foes, so they will just come up to people and be friendly occasionally as pictured at the top of the chain. Some will even leave their Cubs with photographers to look after while they hunt. So. Yeah. Cheetahs are great

just helped an old old man log into his outlook account and we succeeded and he said “young lady, go in peace. we have accomplished this mission.” what an electrifying way of speaking…

Medieval space captain lingo.

problematic rage gap. one partner tries to bring nuance and understanding to a tough situation. the other wants to blow up the earth about it.

Good cop bad cop trope.

I love how it looks like it’s just existing at several frames faster than the human hand

A long sharp pencil is just there to look good. A short sharp pencil had out in the work and is ready to put in more.

You can tell we're getting into the desperate months of zucchini excess by the way the New York times just sent out a list of 107 zucchini recipes.

Oh thank god

Peeled and blanched, zucchini puree can be swapped one-for-one into a recipe that uses pumpkin puree—cookies, pie, etc. (Zucchini is pumpkin, in fact, something like cauliflower vs. broccoli.)

Sliced, boiled, buttered, then seasoned is good enough for me.

Neither of those ninja are realistic. Real ninja were usually dressed like regular people, not in a distinctive costume.

Why do people still say “this doesn’t fit my blog theme but I had to reblog anyway”? It’s almost 2018. Who gives a fuck. Who even has a coherent blog anymore

Reblog if you’ve never had a coherent blog and got no intention of starting that shit now

Holy fuck i found the only one here who understands any of these characters

I think they meant the images with the grid background as if they're transparent, only for the grid to actually be part of the image. Fake transparency.

i have a Persian agenda where i encourage every man i know to grow the longest and prettiest hair possible

personal agenda. Personal.

i’m speechless. there’s a guy for everything.

I just don't like haircuts.

It's crazy how racist the supposed non-racists are.