I really flip for those excellent guys.

Man who hates the very concept of life and all living beings: I should design portal websites for colleges and job applications

If you regret a permanent body alteration you got and your immediate thought is "raise the legal age for everybody who can do this" instead of "Maybe I, specifically, was a dipshit" you need to get Gotten by a mountain lion

If they're of legal age they're definitionally not kids, and there are countless existing warnings and barriers for getting permanent body alterations. Your personal regret is obviously one thing, "I wish someone had stopped me" is a common excuse espoused by people who feel present day shame or regret. But one's own regret doesn't give them the authority to attempt wrestling the entire legal apparatus to bend society towards stopping other people from attaining those same body alterations, just because you wish you'd had more barriers to run into to stop you from getting what you thought you wanted

God forbid women do anything

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

Richard Papen is truly god's strongest soldier because imagine being in love with every single member of your friend group and then learning said friends regularly host hedonistic rituals in which they all sleep together and to which you alone are not invited