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I booted my old laptop to find a file and was once again dealt immediate psychic damage by my desktop wallpaper
I open this thing just infrequently enough that it catches me woefully off guard every single fucking time
RenĂŠ Lalique Serpent Pectoral Pendant designed around 1899.
today i found out that victor hugo has had more sex than possibly almost any other human that has lived on this planet.Â
he had so much sex his biographers straight up gave up trying to document all of his sexual partners. he was reported to fuck up to 3-9 times a day. He had a secret sex diary written in code. He had âofficialâ and âunofficialâ mistresses. One estimate was that he had ~200 sexual partners in two years.Â
Icon.Â
donât forget that on the day of his funeral all the brothels in Paris were closed because every single prostitute in the whole goddamn city was busy mourning him
Hey quick question what the fuck
the man reported on his hookups in his diary using latin code words and 2 million people attended his funeral, if that isnt balling idk what is
victor hugo has been dead for 133 slutty, slutty years
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Many articles make similar claims to those above. However, much of this information circulates without a clear source, and I have struggled to find reputable/high level sources for some of this information. Therefore, keep in mind that some of this may be exaggerated or potentially unreliable.
Obviously, I cannot account for the sexual of history of every human who has ever lived, but evidence does suggest that Victor Hugo had a⌠lively sex life.
From Medium: âSex was so involved in Hugoâs daily life that one biographer wrote the following while describing a typical day in Hugoâs life:
âIt was not unusual for him to make love to a young prostitute in the morning, an actress before lunch, a courtesan as an aperitif, and then join the also Âindefatigable Juliette for a night of sex.â
[âŚ] Hugo claimed that on the wedding night, he and his wife had sex nine times.â
His encoded sex diary is referenced on Wikipedia, but when I found an English translation of the source, I couldnât find where in it they were sourcing.
From Wikipedia: âHe systematically reported his casual affairs using his own code, as Samuel Pepys did, to make sure they would remain secret.â
The source is listed as: 'Hugo, Victor, Choses vues 1870â1885, p. 529, ISBNÂ 2070361411, pp. 371, 521 (n. 1).â
Iâve found Choses Vues here in the original French and here translated into English. If anyone can find anything in here about the encoded sex diary, please let me know!
His 'official mistressâ is likely in reference to Juliette Drouet.
From EBSCO: 'Since 1833, Hugo had maintained a liaison with a beautiful female actor, Juliette Drouet, who for twelve years followed a cloistered existence relieved only by six-week summer holidays with her lover.â
His 'unofficial mistressâ is likely in reference to LĂŠonie dâAunet Biard.
From The Common Reader: 'Overlapping was a seven-year affair with travel writer and Arctic explorer LĂŠonie dâAunet Biard, whose husband finally brought a police officer to the Paris hotel and caught them in flagrante.â
I have found articles that circulate the '200â claim, but none that give a source for the information.
From Medium: 'Not only that but he bedded 200 women in this hotel in just two years.â
The claim that brothels were closed on the day of his funeral is again circulated frequently without claim. The only sourced part of the claim I can find is a second hand report that sex workers had 'draped their gentials in black crepeâ.
From The Guardian: â[âŚ] when Hugo died the brothels of Paris closed down for a day of mourning, allowing all the cityâs sex workers to pay their last respects to a loyal client. Literary critic Edmond de Goncourt claimed a police officer told him that sex workers even draped their genitals in black crepe as a mark of respect.â
And an estimated 2 million people attended his funeral procession.
From Funeral Conflicts in Nineteenth-Century France: 'Two million people came to see Hugoâs body lying in state at the Arc de Triompheâ
Heâs now been dead for 141 years, although 133 was correct at the time of posting. How slutty those years are⌠I couldnât say.

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While making dinner tonight, I very very fleetingly, but very seriously and legitimately thought âI should watch Goncharov tonightâ
And then I Remembered.
That it's no longer on poob?
This is incomprehensible outside of tumblr, i love a well maintained closed ecosystem
My grandma just called and, among other things, said âYou have hips. Thatâs good! Men like hips!â and then she interrupted herself to say âWomen like hips. People of your preferred gender like hips. I can never rememberâ And I was like âThanks grandma! My preferred gender is none of them, no thanks.â and she was like âOkay, no one will comment on your hips!â very self satisfied, like âaha, I have figured it outâ I think like half her grandkids are some variety of not-straight and she canât always remember which is which but she is the epitome of like âsheâs a little confused, but sheâs got the spirit!â
Update: I gave it some thought and my estimate was wrong. Of the grandkids that are out, itâs 1/3, not ½
I told my grandma that Iâd told my friends about what she said and that some of yâall had said you wished she was your grandma, and she said âWell, you can never have too many grandkids!â So likeâŚconsider her your honorary grandma* I guess? *if you want an honorary grandma, that is
Update on my grandma: I told her my hair was standing up, but instead of straight line it was diagonal and she said âThatâs okay, youâve never been straight!â and then laughed so hard at her own joke I thought she was going to drop the phone
Happy almost pride month! Have my confused-but-supportive grandma!
An update: my grandma just called me to ask if I knew it was pride month
Happy pride month!!
I just learned that a lot of vintage perfumes and fragrances were intentionally created to blend well with the ever-present smell of cigarettes, and in specific a lot of iconic ones that are super musky and floral and civet-heavy were intended to compliment the smell of fur coats or even "refresh" that new fur coat smell, which is one of the reasons (besides just shifting preferences and trends) that a lot of them smell really, really bad to modern noses.
I bet there's some stunning genius diva out there right now who meticulously coordinates her Victoria's Secret body mists with her vape flavors.
saw someone mix up "abysmal" and "abyssal" today, so as a reminder:
her skills are abysmal = she is unskilled
her skills are abyssal = her abilities draw upon the forbidden power of the dark void

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KICK THE CAN!
Letâs play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.
To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.
the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now
And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!
This is âClinamenâ, by CĂŠleste Boursier-Mougenot (itâs an installation artwork). I got to see it in person and itâs stayed with me since.
I just love when birds get spherical
you know whoâs gay? paul the real estate novelist who never had time for a wife and davey whoâs still in the navy and probably will be for life
New headcannon: everyone in that song is gay except the Piano Man who has no idea heâs playing at a gay bar and the staff and regulars have a betting pool on how long heâll take to finally figure it out. So far John is ahead.
âThe manager gives me a smile âcause he knows that itâs me theyâve been coming to seeâ also implies that the Piano Man is possibly an incredibly attractive but oblivious himbo, and if you listen to the rest of it imagining that, this all fits a little too well.
this makes too much sense. Also, the full quote is âNow John at the bar is a friend of mine. He gets me my drinks for free. And heâs quick with a joke or to light up your smoke. But thereâs someplace that heâd rather beâ Yes, your bed, he wants to be on your bed honey, thatâs not a joke, he is flirting with you.
Lighting another manâs cigarette is some old-school gay cruising.
Billy Joel actually addressed this interpretation!
You know, good on him for just rolling with it.
the concept and idea of âyou can always start trying to be a better personâ is extremely important to me both in media and irl and i continue to be deeply deeply disturbed by the trend on this site pushing that these ideas in media are bad writing or even morally reprehensible
because theyd rather someone stay terrible or just straight up die than become a better personÂ
from a compassionate point of view itâs deeply distressing and from a pragmatic point of view itâs outright frustrating
itâs fucked up.Â
What is the most important step a man can take?
The next.
I think part of the pushback about this is the idea that, to âredeemâ bad people, their victims must first forgive them for unforgivable acts.
This is false. No one is obligated to forgive you. You can learn from your mistakes and become the best, kindest person on earth, and the people youâve hurt still wonât forgive you, and youâll have to accept that. And that doesnât mean you arenât allowed to grow. Because we arenât just âpureâ or âsinfulâ, weâre complex.

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the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not
you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot
other assorted roles may include
retrieval team for objects in the backseat
custodian of the parking garage tickets
"All clear my way"
en-route dining concierge
announcing "Horses!" when there are horses
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I feel like a lot of people get "All Art is Political" confused with "All Art is made with Political Intentions" which is not the same.