~*Fog Machines & Laser Raves*~

I think if I heard I Gotta Feeling by The Black Eyed Peas in the correct circumstances it could move me to tears. It's like the promise of a brighter future that never came to pass

it’s fuck all friday btw. you need to be doing fuck all

it’s fuck all friday btw. you need to be doing fuck all

Im only ever able to sleep if im naked face down on cold tile floor after being smashed in my ass cheeks hard as fuck with liquor botles until they break or if im tired + in bed

pjackk handing you a piece of grass and telling you to destroy everything badly before lumbering into the sea and tripping face down and sinking beneath the waves to rust away

Pjack finally got ordained as an Eastern Orthodox monk and got lost in the desert with no pussy. Best he could ever hope for.

I wpuld like a Family Pig, to feed my hungry Twunk Masters.

But you are not alowed such things in the despotic State of Baltimore.