Better than Nothing....

That German shorthair pointer is sure pointing.

Have you ever seen a cat white knuckling something before?

@birds-in-posts

Black swan (Cygnus atratus)

@elodieunderglass

Oh it’s lovely to see this again thank you!

I've probably watched too much Leverage, because a man in campus cop uniform came in to ask questions about our box office safe today and my boss let him in and gave him all the info he wanted, no questions asked, and all I could think is that we are horrifically easy to con

Maybe he is? Have you checked?

No, although I did check the organizational ID of the British woman who came in to do a last minute film shoot on the second floor, bringing with her an equipment cart large enough to hide a person in.

So it turns out that there is, indeed, money missing from the safe.

Believe it or not, this is the shit you cover in a cyber security course. The best antivirus in the world won't help you if you let a hacker into your server room with a USB stick just because he was wearing a hard hat and holding a clipboard.

I realize this is an animal crossing meme but as an astrophysicist I was really excited for a second that someone was finally seeing the light on how fricking difficult and a huge waste of time it would be to try to terraform Mars

he's done this a few times now. the ball pit actively soothes him when he gets mad over puzzles. i could learn something from this

they should add some trench warfare mechanics to football

y'all were fucking serious???

ive always rly liked the idea of a member of a group of adventurers having what everyone assumes is very well trained hawk and then at the end of their journey its casually revealed that thats actually just his buddy whos a shapeshifter and just rly likes being a hawk

the guy also like thinks everyone knows bc he never tries to hide the fact that the hawk is a person but everyone assumes hes always just joking. like the others being like "damn its crazy how he knows exactly what you want him to do its like he knows english or something." and the guy is just like "well yeah thats his first language so ofc he's fluent??" and they all go "haha good one" and move on, leaving him confused

they just think hes a quirky guy that really loves his pet and says things like "the 9 of us" even tho there are clearly only 8 people! he just cares about the bird so much he counts it as a group member haha !