An Enderman Without A Good PFP

The way everyone just paused before just putting more tofu on XD

Pokemon Heritage Post

I didn't realize that this was about Project Hail Mary at first I just accepted that this was Ryan Gosling's fault and we have to kill him

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

why is this more expressive than the entire lion king cgi movie

h-how did you have the exact gif…….who are you

Tumblr banned porn to appeal to advertisers only to exclusively host ads for links you wouldn't touch even while wearing full PPE

Ouch

My fake son learned the alphabet today. I’m so proud of him, in theory.

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...

It's like talking to a 2010 Old Spice commercial with you people