Kiss, Kiss, Kiss the Go-Goat!

Im not saying that you cant like cishet white allistic male characters, but if those are the only characters you like in literally any piece of media you engage in then maybe you should self introspect a little

they should revoke your driver's license if you have over 1000 observations on iNaturalist

i am a (holy shit red shouldered hawk) hazard to everyone on the road including myself. wait pause turn around i need to get a pic of that sky lupine along the highway back there

Hey my boyfriend and I saw you from across the bar, and i just have to say, we Love your shoe laces.

When I was a kid watching tv was idiot coded and nerds read books, but now scrolling shortform videos is considered braindead behavior and watching tv means you're some kinda intellectual. You might think this shifting assessment of media's consumers might make readers into absolute super geniuses, but no. Only perverts read now.

ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know

yeah i'm actually on ao4. no it's a secret most people aren't allowed in there. no you're not invited

i personally love my sexual content glorified and created primarily for purposes of sexual arousal

ragebaiting my fat dragon