Kiss, Kiss, Kiss the Go-Goat!

my most american opinion is that cars with safety features like auto breaking, chiming when another car is too close to you, etc should all have easily accessible options to turn those features off. don’t treat me like a fucking idiot

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People who cannot find beauty in every biome on earth are incredibly bizarre to me. "yeah this place is really beautiful but this place isnt :/". what the fuck are you talking about. start admiring that rock and that tree and that bug and that scrubby little plant and that weird animal and that extreme weather right now. im not telling you to go live there but please you gotta start enjoying all kinds of nature im begging you.

believe i've mentioned this before but I genuinely believe the reason so many divorce cases involve serious crime (which some people seem surprised by) is because that's what it takes for people to consider divorce given you need to pay for legal assistance and money goes a long way in court. if you're well off you can get divorced in less dire circumstances, or even perhaps recreationally

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MY biggest fear as an artist: thunderstorms. thunder loud and scary

It genuinely upsets me that there are people who call this animation and voice acting bad, there’s so much heart and soul on display in just this clip alone

“WHO DARES TO INVOKE WXRTHLTL-JWLPKLZ?” “Where were you when the vowels were bein’ handed out, behind the door??”

I can no longer feel the infinite sadness

Me protecting my family from john green

3. you can also pretend you’re a deep sea predator pretending to be aquatic plant life drifting in the currents to attract prey

Kids today need to learn how to pull the evil taffy.

4. Brush away the spiderwebs in the vast and mysterious crypt you're exploring