Kiss, Kiss, Kiss the Go-Goat!

how come my dashboard smells weird

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look upon my work, ye mighty, and this pear 🍐

In general I have noticed that people these days have this urge to disclose things that they just don’t have to share at all? And then as a result there’s a whole new social script matrix around all the ways we could disclose things to people who wouldn’t receive them well…so many different pseudo psychological arguments for various “guilty pleasures.” I guess it’s a very post privacy social media impulse. But it’s like. If you truly think your social circle would think your tv viewing habits are weird or lame you can just…Not tell them LOL.

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

reblog if you're also lame and weird.

God forbid women do anything

Actually, no, I don't think that friendships dropping like flies in your late 20s and early 30s because no one has time for that between overwork and family obligations and marriage and kids and partners and the ritual of the time slayer is normal and ok. No I don't think deep conversations and spontaneous adventures being replaced with a tired coffee every six months is a normal part of growing up. I don't think that emotional intimacy and soul bonds disintegrating in the face of practical inconvenience is a fact of life. I think that means something is deeply deeply wrong with our society and I will never forgive it for the friends I've lost