Who needs education when you have imagination

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

It's good this is getting preserved on here since twitter is exploding constantly. Much love to all the friends who gesture excitedly at me when it resurfaces also

clicker training but its just a single piano key that makes you sad

Ain’t this what MCR did to a bunch of 2010s emos

(voice of someone about to turn 30) it’s nice making friends. It’s nice to play together and have fun. It’s nice to hang out

Reports say Windows 15 will be "a transparent pane of glass" that will be installed into frames on a wall; Lead developer comments, "finally, we got it right. Somehow we kept making operating systems instead and it was getting really frustrating."

being on this website as it gets worse really makes me understand what it feels like to be a highly specialized species suffering under habitat destruction

i miss u so much (pre ai internet)

absolutely hate it when the pleasurable activity procrastination hits. i’m going to do something fun that brings me joy but not yet. yeah, not yet. not yet. maybe i shouldn’t do it at all, it’s not that fun

Ants have the most badass lives of anything in the animal kingdom, life as an ant is like warhammer

if you cannot tolerate boredom you will unconsciously create problems to feel alive

#America's median voters