Aww, sweetie, I already told you, he’s coming over for the afternoon, and you need to be here, waiting on us hand and foot so that we can really focus all our attention on each other. I mean, you know today is special day for us, and besides, you said you’d be happy to do it, remember?
Okay, so no backing out now- I’m counting on you!
Yes. I’m sorry, but yes, you have to- he insisted. I remember exactly what he said- he said “if your pansy hubby has to be there, flouncing and mincing about, then he better be wearing a dress”, and then I said okay, and took him to the closet to pick out just the right outfit for you to wear. I know you still get all ashamed and humiliated, but it’s important you show him the proper respect, since he’s gonna be the man of the house now. Besides, it is so super cute and dainty- just like the dress and sweater I have on… I thought you liked to dress like me… c’mon, don’t be such a stick in the mud- I mean, you’re cute when you get all timid and shy, but sometimes it’s totes annoying, and we really don’t have time for this today- you need to get busy in the kitchen, and I need to freshen up before he gets here, so, chop chop, let’s go.











