Driving my crush to her date, her appreciative smile is my reward. I’ve already told her how beautiful she looks, how her big, soft fur makes her look like a goddess, and how lucky her date is- pushing the envelope towards crossing that line where my love for her goes from unsaid and poorly hidden to confessed. As any beta simp knows, once you say it aloud, it ends the little game you’ve both been playing. The one where she keeps you in the friend zone, uses you mercilessly, and you do everything for her, like a slave, because you’re “such a good friend”, even though she knows you are “secretly” so deeply in love with her and hoping that one day, she’ll suddenly see you as more than a friend. She’s a nice girl, but she has an unspoken secret too. She secretly gets a sadistic little thrill out of tormenting you, torturing you with details of her dates and boyfriends, treating you like a servant, or even worse, like a girlfriend, asking you if you think her date is cute, or if you think he’ll like her outfits, teasing you that you’d actually look cute in some of her things, and without saying it, treating you as if she assumes you’re gay, all the while knowing your u requited love for her is killing you, and you’ll endure it all just because you’re hanging onto some silly and completely unrealistic hope that someday she will see you differently. Beta simps know that day will never come, and they know there’s a very good reason for it, certain basic truths- you’re too short, too ugly, you lack confidence and self esteem, you’re not masculine enough, too effeminate… basically just not man enough for a woman like her. And no matter how badly you want her and want it to be different, it’ll never happen. You know simping for her is the only way for you to be in her life, the only way to be in her presence and have her beauty around you, the only way any woman as beautiful as her would ever even talk to you. So it goes on, despite your constant heartache and the all the humiliations, great and small. You’re her simp, nothing more.