lately i do be feeling that dykely rage

Randomly dropping the phrase "I put on my robe and wizard hat" into sext chats to test my partner's commitment to whimsy.

you know apparently you're not supposed to give kittens and cats saucers of milk? yeah what you're actually supposed to give them is 1-2 Modelo tall boys. easy mistake to make, happens to the best of us.

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

When it comes to glimpses of a better world, I remember encountering some woman's anecdote about how she's muslim, and being free to wear pretty much whatever she wants at her job, she wears a veil that covers her face while at work, but not in her free time. None of her coworkers know what she looks like, so she never has to worry about being seen and recognised by someone she knows from work while she's off the clock. Imagine having so much freedom to wear whatever you want that you can just decide that you don't consent to being seen at work. Your job does not have seeing-your-face privileges.

a cat is a sort of machine that dispenses hair all over you and everything else in the room