Little bunny foofoo hopping through the forest...

that’s absolutely fucking disgusting. i can’t even think of what jim davis intended it to be if not a vibrator

This is like a small child uncertainty taking a bite of their first piece of cake and then realizing that it’s the best damn thing they’ve ever eaten and shoving it all right into their face with grabby hands and just delighted. I love this kitty.

This cat looks very graceful. A proper lady.

when i say “i want to study them” about anyone just know i’m mentally placing them into one of those little bug catcher things you give to kids

I hate Christians.... I’m not even sorry like it’s getting old wrap it up

Well maybe I hate YOU

Yeahh not surprising. that’s all yall know how to do

Hilarious with or without sound

Yes but so much better with sound

early 00s media was the era of the boring girl protagonist and her heavily lesbian-coded bff

Actually Potatoes were originally grown in Peru

As a kid who lives in Peru I can confirm that potatoes are from here and that we have over 1200 varieties of potatoes

only corn

Natives had corn before us. U gonna be a white supremacist u gonna eat white food. Sheep guts and boiled bread my dudes

Haggis is from Scotland. If we’re being fair with no immigrant food whatsoever, they can’t eat that either.

We’re getting down to “if you hate immigrants you can’t eat” and I’m 100% okay with that

Even the white immigrants are stanning this post. Keep the solidarity going.

Tomatos?

Sorry can’t eat that either! They’re from Central America!

I’m all for that nothing diet

Chicken?

The first chickens were from India and eastern Asia. It’s nothing or nothing with a side of not a damn thing :)

this makes my day

I’m here for starving racists.

These are what pranks should be….

My heart would have came out my chest!!!

if my bones are gonna crack like glow sticks every time i move i think i deserve bioluminescence. both to complete the aesthetic and as a consolation prize