straight up blorgin it

the Cc in emails stands for Cuck chair

not being productive or relaxing but a secret third thing

Happy pride to the moon

My five year plan is to just see what happens

I was going to suggest fettuccini but twisted with the ends connected to form a Möbius strip, but then I realized that would fuck like hell.

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

no government names allowed u have to moan out my full tumblr URL

(clutching my side) ARGH! they shot me!! *Pulls my hand away to reveal pink glittery gel pen ink*

*my blood pools into the floor in a perfect recreation of the Bratz logo*

i think its beautiful that there are tortoises etc that have been in gay relationships longer than i have been alive