straight up blorgin it

I think all computers should have cd slots and all phones should have headphone ports send tumble

the thing about having snacks is if you buy any snack you’d think that’d be enough. but no. if you don’t have the right kind of snack when you want a snack then you’re fucked

Free him!

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

it's actually sick you get tired of eating the same food over and over when some animals they just eat grass all day mind you. just another pointless challenge mechanic added in by big universe to get you to go to the grocery store

Was literally thinking about this when I gave the rabbits their breakfast, the same dry pellets they get twice a day every day, and they were so hyped for it, as they always are. Why can't I have that where are my pellets #mypellets

sorry for not answering messages for three thousand years i have. Stew. in place of a brain. you know how it is

Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.

I don't understand why they're freaked out by book length. A kid can read one 300-page book or six 50-page books and it's the same amount of reading. Scholastic's bread and butter has traditionally been long, LONG series of relatively short children's books; it's known that bookworm kids like to read a lot. Nobody blinks an eye at a kid reading all sixty-ish Animorphs books or a bookshelf's worth of Goosebumps or The Babysitter's Club. But if the pages are stuck together into thicker books then suddenly that's difficult for a kid? 300 pages isn't even all that big for children's fantasy.

Don’t stop make it blog dj blow my haters up

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

it’s just not possible