I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Happy birthday to this iconic poll

I'm so glad that that truncated fucking ran-into-a-wall-at-speed tadpole-ass looking squirrel only lives in high altitude forests in Borneo bc this means I am extremely unlikely to encounter one in my day to day life. thank god

DID YOU MAKE THIS BLOG SIMPLY TO TORMENT ME

WHERE IS THE REST OF YOU

ok that one is pretty cute im ngl

My worst horror house experience was when I couldn’t find the (rather obvious) exit and the guy chasing me with a chainsaw stopped, sighed and pointed me to the exit, saying “please scream as loud as you can when you run out there” and just left. I disappointed the horror house chainsaw dude and I will never get over that

Guy: They are all my friends.. (motioning to hanging corpses; then grabs a noose) Will you be my friend?  Me: Sure totally, you made me a friendship necklace? Oh my god your so sweet?  Guy: … Yes.. Please, let me.. I cant I cant just go (laughing).  – Got to walk a second time through–  Same guy: My friends -wailing-  Me: I came back I just really wanted to be friends so bad Guy: (laughing more) Please, Im not allowed to laugh. 

I went to a haunted corn maze once. Someone ran at me with a chainsaw. I just stared at him. He hung his head and walked away. I left.

The Real Horror Is The People We Dissapointed Along The Way

IM CRYING

World Heritage Post

I found it

This has to be like an ancient relic or something

You will not die at the hands of quicksand. Ask me how I know this

Please, how do you know this?

quicksand does not have any hands

legitimately crying over pictures of baby andean spectacled bears

the hamster in my brain has fallen off its wheel and is claiming workers comp

oh so some people can just listen to a song and understand the lyrics

what if you’re all lying

i love lowland streaked tenrecs because they’re like if a mammal was a caterpillar

It’s so unfair i don’t get to see where evolution will go in 50 million years

crab

Sharks: Sharks

okay that was not my last straw but i have maybe 3 to 4 straws left at most so watch out.