I write things sometimes

Bugs Bunny accidentally transformed the word nimrod into a synonym for idiot because nobody got a joke where he sarcastically compared Elmer Fudd to the Biblical figure Nimrod, a mighty hunter.

Etymology is ridiculous and terrifying sometimes

Bugs Bunny is more powerful than God

He also solidified the idea of rabbits loving carrots when carrots actually carry very little nutritional value for rabbits. The funniest part of that is that the original joke was a reference to a Clark Gable film where Gable munches on a carrot, it was never meant to imply that rabbits love carrots. The Clark Gable reference would’ve been obvious to audiences in the 40s but it has been pretty much lost to time.

Bugs Bunny has too much power and should be feared.

Not just any dragon. That's the head of Onyxia, a raid boss from World of Warcraft!

"Gay" is what you ancients used to call "cut-sleeve love," your Imperial Qin-ness.

hi vassal, thanks for reaching out! his royal highness has no experience with such matters 😊 so i will have to defer to the expertise of the pretender @emperor-gaozu-of-han ✂️👘

#I say this of my own free will and under no duress <- methinks this traitor doth protest overmuch

does hamlet speak to you because you also end up murdering everyone you care about and then yourself orrrr

I KNOW HE DID IT!!!!!!! I KNOW LÜ BUWEI KILLED MY FATHER AND GRANFATHER I JUST CAN'T PROVE IT!!!!!!! GRANDAD LITERALLY DIED WITHIN A YEAR OF ASCENDING THE THRONE AND MY DAD DIED JUST 3 YEARS LATER AND I COULDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT BECAUSE I WAS ONLY 13 WHEN I BECAME KING AND LÜ BUWEI HAD THE WHOLE COURT IN HIS POCKET AND MUMMY WOULDN'T EVEN HELP ME SHE NEVER LOVED ME SHE ALWAYS TAKES HIS SIDE!!!!!!!!

FAKE NEWS FAKE NEW FAKE NEWS! MY GUILTY CONSCIENCE DOES NOT PLAGUE ME BECAUSE ALL MY ACTIONS ARE JUST AND ALL MY INTENTIONS ARE NOBLE! THE PEOPLE WHO WERE STUPID ENOUGH TO BE EXECUTED HAD IT COMING!!!!! I AM THE REAL VICTIM HERE! I WOULDN'T HAVE NEEDED TO KILL ANYONE IF THEY HAD JUST BEEN A LITTLE MORE GRATEFUL AND A LITTLE MORE LOYAL TO ME! THE TERRIBLE GHOSTS WHO HAUNT MY DREAMS AND CREEP OUT OF THE DARK CORNERS OF MY PALACE WHEN I AM LEFT ALONE FOR TOO LONG ARE 100% REAL!!!!! THEY ARE NOT FIGMENTS OF MY IMAGINATION. ALL I NEED IS ONE MORE EXORCISM AND ONE MORE EXTRAVAGANT SACRIFICE AND THE GODS WILL FINALLY GRANT ME PEACE

Need one more to unlock the door

Is there a name for the black screen with text reassuring the audience that the bad guy was definitely punished for all their crimes at the end of Chinese movies xD

"This is my weird son. He can't climb for shit, but he is handsome and strong."

#cats be like#is anybody adopt that#and don't wait for an answer

Everything that isn't food is a cat from the perspective of a cat. Cats can look upon the true form of eldritch monstrosities and keep their sanity. They'd just see another cat. A fucking weird-looking cat, but a cat nonetheless.

"Those tentacles will take a lot of licking to keep clean, but it's nothing I haven't dealt with before. Hold still, kitten."

Yeah, it's time to get this post out again