Yes yes I know I said I have other magazine stuff to translate and this literally just came out today but obviously I was gonna make this an instant priority. I am extremely biased and it is not a secret. Sorry. (Incidentally this article is much shorter than the other ones I was interested in anyway.)
As stated in the header, this is an interview with Kururu and Saburo the characters rather than their voice actors. Iâm not sure who from PASH! (or anime staff?) actually wrote the dialogue, but I think they were pretty much spot-on with their personalities! Because the larger special feature is focused on the new movie, thereâs several mentions of it here, though no big spoilers (if I get to the later articles such as the voice actor roundtable however, those will have spoilers). Without further ado, letâs jump in!
Could you briefly introduce yourself to all our readers?
Kururu: Kuuu ku ku ku! Sergeant Major Kururu here. Iâm actually an alien in hiding, so I shouldnât really show up in places like this, but oh well. Iâve graced you with my presence as a treat today.
Saburo: Iâm Saburo! Iâm from Earth, but Iâm this guyâs best buddy. I also do a radio show, streams, and artwork under the name 623 (Mutsumi). Nice to meetcha, PASH! readers!
First off, could we hear your thoughts about being featured on this issueâs cover?
K: Whoever decided to pass over the captain [Sergeant Keroro] and put me on the cover must be pretty unhinged. Canât say I hate it, though. Ku ku.
S: Itâs an honor! I pretty much never get to show up on book covers and stuff. Hereâs a little something to show my thanks! [He hands out a doodle he drew to the interviewer.]
Thereâs usually a very fine sense of distance between the two of you. Were there any instructions given to you at the photo shoot that made you feel awkward?
K: They told us to get a little closer, soâŚ
S: Ah-ha-ha. Yeah, weâre hardly ever this clingy.
K: No kiddingâŚhe was rubbinâ against me with his elbow and crap.
S: It made me feel good, though. (Laughs)
Weâd also like to hear about your impressions of each other. For instance, is there anything youâd like the other to improve about himself?
S: Improve, huh? If I asked you to do something like that, would you?
K: Hell no.
S: I figured (laughs). Okay, youâre fine just the way you are. Cuz youâre funny!
And are there any particular traits about the other you feel you canât compare to?
S: What I canât compare to? Everything. No way could I become that yellow.
K: As if Iâd ever wanna be compared to Mr. Doormat over here in the first place.
S: You like me that way, right?
K: Well, I sure canât be bothered with stuff that wastes my time. Kuuu ku ku!
Are there any particular episodes thatâve really stuck in your memory?
S: I think itâs gotta be all the adventures they turned into movies. Getting to go to fresh new places with Fuyuki-kun and the othersâŚso many great memories! And you get to contribute way more than usual, right, Kururu?
K: Every movie needs the handy-dandy inventor guy. Even if itâs a pain in the ass! Ku ku ku.
In the new movie, you two played a part in preventing the Earthâs destruction. Did you sneak off and celebrate together after that?
S: Ah-ha-ha! Did you see the movie? Chief Director Fukuda gave us a moment to show off. Drawing that many things in such a short time was pretty tough, yâknow. But I made it look like I was totally chill (laughs).
K: You might be a smiling idiot most of the time, but you do come in clutch when it counts. Itâs pretty impressive for an Earthling.
S: Ooh! Was that a compliment?
K: Now gimme 1000 yen. Thatâs the afterparty fee. Kuu ku ku.
What do you think about your friends?
S: Oh, I love âem.
K: No comment.
If you two switched bodies for one day, what would you do while pretending to be the other person?
K: Iâd probably go around and totally destroy his public image. Ku ku.
S: Sounds like fun! Iâd ruin his reputation too. Iâm gonna turn him into a nice guy if itâs the last thing I do (laughs).
K: Hey. Donât you dareâŚ
Tell us something youâve accomplished recently that made you proud.
S: Be in a movie after such a long time, of course. This oneâs super good, so I really hope all you guys go watch it!
K: Just watch the parts with me in it and take a nap during the rest⌠Youâd better go see it ten timesâŚbut only my parts. Kuuu ku ku.
And finally, a closing message for PASH! readers?
S: âŚHuh? Whereâd Kururu go?
OhâŚhe left already.
S: Aw, câmon, man! Canât we at least give âem a nice sendoff?!
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reading a historical romance novel and reflecting on the way these stories often present woke nobility for the contemporary reader. a big thing is servants. you canât not have servants in those times but many modern readers think âbut I would never have servants. it would be so weird to have servantsâ and in order to make the protagonists of the story more relatable they are actually friends with the servants. but flip your perspective and think of it from the side of the servants. wouldnât it be so awful if your boss was always trying to be friends with you. a really common thing youâll see is the woke baronet having tea in the kitchen with the servants bc heâs not like other baronets. but what if your boss wanted to hang out and talk during your lunch break every day. not so charming when you think about it that way
#okay but now what is the optimal way to be a good boss in this situation i genuinely wanna know#its easy to guess what makes a bad boss or a mid boss. but what is a good boss#specifically in such a highly structured hierarchal situation (via @rainbowroach)
HELLO you are asking questions that literature and poetry THROUGHOUT the middle ages has asked, and it is from this questioning that we derive things like the Codes of Chivalry (which is not "how to treat a noble lady really nice" but is actually "how to be an ethical person when you're rich and you own a horse" and includes such things as "don't run people over with your horse")
In fact I daresay you already know instinctively just from cultural osmosis what a good boss -- a good liege lord -- is and does based on the tropes that have survived to the current day and the kinds of things that get Hugely Praised in things like legends of King Arthur.
A good boss (liege lord) is:
Merciful. He is not having his peasants killed for things like poaching rabbits during a famine. In fact, he is working to mitigate famine. During times of individual hardship, he might negotiate with a peasant for a payment plan on their annual rent.
Patient. He is not impulsive, he does not lose his temper.
Prudent. He makes choices that are thoughtful, considered, conservative (in the sense of not needlessly risky--he's not investing his entire fortune in having everyone plant an unproven crop). He is making sure local infrastructure like roads and public buildings are maintained and kept in good nick.
Gentle. He doesn't haul off and slap a servant or a tenant for breaking a dish or making a mistake. He doesn't abuse animals, his wife or children, or his employees. He doesn't rape the servants.
Generous (both in money and in spirit). He is not extorting the peasants for an amount of rent that is beyond their means, he is not raising taxes every year to cover his own lavish lifestyle. He is paying his servants a living wage (or, if wages are low, he's giving them room/board/clothing to make up the difference). If someone in a tenant's family dies, the lord is sending a gift of condolence, or helping to pay for the funeral, or possibly even ATTENDING the funeral and speaking a few kind words about the deceased, ESPECIALLY if they were a really upstanding and important member of the community. If one of his tenants is gravely sick, the lord is sending a basket of food or paying for a doctor. He is giving charitably (generally this will be, like, a bequest to the church so that they can run a hospital or an orphanage or a school for the local village children).
Pious. This classically means "goes to church, submits with humility to God" but to me this quality is subtextually standing in for "maintaining an ongoing sense of Perspective that HE'S not god, that there are higher powers he is Accountable to, that he too can be Judged, etc, so that he doesn't end up going on a weird fucked up power trip"
Humble. One of the most admiring things you hear about a lord doing in literature and epic poetry is, "He ate off of wooden plates while his followers ate off of gold and silver." Humility isn't about being meek, it's just about not thinking so much of yourself that you turn your nose up and sneer at what "lesser" people do. In other words: Don't be a fucking diva. If your carriage gets stuck in the mud, climb out and help everybody else push, you're not gonna die from getting mud on your shoes.
Condescending. This word has changed wildly in meaning/tone over the last couple centuries -- it's now a rude thing to do (because we've done away with legal social hierarchies, so someone acting like they're lowering themselves to your level IS insulting), but in older times, a high-ranking person "condescending" to a servant was worthy of praise and admiration: it means they were setting aside rank and privilege to speak to them with the easygoing, friendly respect and compassion they'd give a peer. This is things like... Treats those beneath him with courtesy and respect (ie: listens soberly and attentively when one of his servants or tenants comes to complain about a problem). Having a sense of humor and kindness about it when the lord and a servant both come around a corner at the same time and run into each other and the servant gets knocked to the ground and starts babbling apologies--the condescending (positive) lord helps them to their feet with his own hands and cracks a joke to show them that it's ok (as opposed to just walking off without a word or insulting/scolding them). This is also things like trusting a farmer, woodcutter, or artisan to speak with expertise about their own livelihood and taking their advice into consideration if they tell the lord that one of his ideas won't work.
Good boundaries. The ethical liege lord knows that it's normal for the staff to probably be softly bitching about him in private (even with a really good boss, we all grumble from time to time). He's not eavesdropping on them, he's not going into the staff areas where they should reasonably expect to have a degree of privacy, etc.
Righteous and protective of "the weak". The "weak" here doesn't necessarily mean physically weak, this is often used in the sense of someone politically or socially weak, aka The Marginalized -- the poor, the disabled, women, children, the elderly, etc. If a lord sees someone like this being mistreated or abused, he's supposed to step in and put a stop to that.
Committed to reciprocity. In a highly hierarchical system like feudalism, every person (from the lowest peasant all the way up to the crown prince) legally OWES their liege lord certain things (taxes, labor, service, loyalty, etc). A good liege remembers and takes very seriously the idea that this should be a balanced and reciprocal relationship -- in other words, he owes something BACK. Feudalism is modeled very strongly on the family system: If children owe their parents obedience and service, then parents owe their children care and protection. This still applies when the "child" is a farmer and the "parent" is a local baron. Or when the "child" is a duke and the "parent" is the king.
Basically, we get so caught up in the aesthetics of nobility that we forget that it literally is a managerial position that comes with responsibilities that were... very similar back in the day to the same ones we have now. Humans have not changed all that much. At the end of the day, a really good boss in the 1400s versus in one from the 2020s displays most of the same qualities of personality, even if the details of execution are different.
The next question is, of course, "well, but this theoretical liege lord is HIGHLY idealized -- how often did that actually HAPPEN? Wasn't it more likely that everyone was exploited all the time?" and to that I say: Well, maybe. But again, I don't think humans have changed all that much. Just like the bosses of today, there's a SPECTRUM: A really really good boss is rare and precious and one that you tell stories about for years after you've left that job, but a truly, genuinely, homicidally nightmarish boss is also pretty rare. Most bosses are sort of meh -- they have their good moments, they have their shitty moments, but they're tolerable and you can get along with them well enough to do your job, and then you roll your eyes at them behind their back. Generally, humans don't take outright exploitation lying down. Being a bad boss in the historical period is how you get peasant uprisings and revolts, and you know that to be true because your parents raised you with that knowledge, so unless you are very stupid or inbred or an egomaniac, there is literal personal incentive to at minimum be a Tolerable liege lord. And that means hitting at least SOME of the above bullet points.
TL;DR: In the words of Honore de Balzac, "Everything I have just told you can be summarized by an old word: noblesse oblige!"
(for more discussions of the ethics of fealty and what it means to be a good boss when you are an exquisitely beautiful twink of a prince with a hot beefy bodyguard.... [fingerguns] read A Taste of Gold and Iron)
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I know this isn't something people take for granted at all but sometimes it hits me that Satoh Takeru played literally seven different people MINIMUM in Den-O. Like that's kind of unbelievable
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SoâŚ.. Sieg is almost erased because his contract holder (a literal baby) canât remember him well enough to maintain his shape (on account of being a literal baby)
But Ryotaro with amnesia causes his Imagin to⌠have a physical form outside the Denliner?
it must be so freeing to be as stupid as a ceo. not a single thought echoing through that hollowed out skull. you get paid more money in 20 minutes than a handful of small countries make in a year combined to say the biggest number you can think of and if your company doesnât hit that number you get to fire all of them
we want to entertain one billion people a day and to achieve that goal weâre going to fire every single game developer weâve ever hired đđđ
Idk where the idea of letting the juniors "make their own decisions" and "have complete independence" came from, but that isn't going to happen, and it shouldn't because they're literal children. Lan Wangji was canonically hanging out close enough to descend nobly into the fight as soon as a flare went up. Wen Ning was clinging to the underside of a boat in water. Jiang Cheng literally has Jiang disciples in Jin clothes and he still follows Jin Ling around like an extremely cranky tiger. Postcanon no one is letting the juniors do anything by themselves. Lan Wangji is folding all of himself into a cave an arm-length wide to keep an eye out for flares. Wen Ning is hanging from branches like a big koala. Jiang Cheng is snorkeling all over lakes and rivers. They all know the other two are there but dead clans have nothing on protecting your last remaining family (Lan Wangji is mad mad because he's the odd one out among them). And Wei Wuxian is pretending to be cool so the boys let him tag along. They're all helicopter parents, sorry not sorry.
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nothing can break the bond between a friend who loves spoilers and a friend who just watched an amazing show and needs to tell someone the entire plot from start to finish
alternatively: nothing can break the bond between a friend who doesnt read and a friend who just read an amazing book and needs to tell someone the entire plot from start to finish
nothing can break the bond between a friend who cannot and will not watch horror but is still interested and a friend who just watched an amazing horror movie and needs to tell someone the entire plot from start to finish
I actually recommend everyone write for a rarepair once because it completely changes your relationship with fandom. Engagement stops being numbers and starts being names. You know who's going to show up. You recognize usernames. Someone disappears for a while and then comes back and you're like âOH MY GOD WELCOME HOME.â It's incredibly wholesome. It is also deeply inconvenient when all six of you simultaneously get writer's block-
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