Ellie/Bee/June

>nice gig all things considered. I’m one of the few who isn’t in the bug bite club, aka, anyone who’s been near the Bay’s teenage warlord.

>apparently yesterday she literally just turned herself in. Thank god her reign is over. I’m arachnophobic.

>about to reach my car to get lunch at Fugly Bob’s when suddenly a woman slams down onto it, completely totaling my ride.

>holyfuckitsalexandria.jpeg

>a literal swarm escapes her mouth like the plagues of pandora’s fucking box.

>fuck she isn’t breathing

>think about doing cpr but her mouth is covered in black widows so…

>fast forward a couple days, the Queen of Creepy Crawlies is now on our side, some fucking how.

>at least i didn’t get chewed out by the director, seeing as how he also suffered from death by biblical punishment

Girl, you’re a Big Deal™. You can just hack into the PRT’s shit? And you “know things”? What the hell are you doing with the Undersiders? Seriously, she has the most dangerous power of all of them. The only one who comes close is Alec and that isnt revealed until way later.

Her first Endbringer fight she finds out the Endbringers were never human. AND their wacky density shit. AND the fact that they’re sandbagging. Girlie, you should be playing ball with the big boys, not robbing banks.

She’s seriously like the most effective Thinker out there. Especially since Accord comes packaged with Murder-OCD.

I was genuinely convinced Wildbow would kill her off at some point because her power is just that fucking nutty. The fucking bullshit she pulls off with the Simurgh is insane. There is not one other person that could have done that.

So here you have one of the top Thinkers in the world hanging out with what amounts to a bunch of dorks with gimmicks. It’s like if Shohei Ohtani was just another member of your highschool baseball team.

It had stopped snowing so she used flies to pick up little pieces of snow on the ground and dropped them over her little play.

She had a chorus of little bug singers that was shockingly pleasant to the ear

Halfway through Linus the Beetle’s speech about the meaning of Christmas, the Elite appear and Taylor uses little Linus to crawl into a man’s eyelids and cause permanent vision loss.

Alec has been playing since it was called Cave Game, so he spends a lot of time explaining how it works and all that. Brian keeps asking “okay but what do you do?” And Alec has to explain that it’s a goddamn sandbox game and you can do whatever the fuck you want. Brian ends up just collecting resources and giving them away to whoever needs them because he needs a goal and likes the feeling of being able to provide even in Minecraft.

Lisa has more fun than she expects, but really she gets more enjoyment out of the streaming aspect. Because for Lisa, having thousands of live viewers in her chat ripe for mass manipulation is like being a kid in a candy store.

Rachel wouldn’t play, but if she did, she’d lag out the world by breeding too many wolves. Alec would try to kill the wolves to reduce lag, and Rachel would then try to kill Alec in real life.

Taylor would accidentally invent the most efficient and game breaking farms just by dicking around and trying to optimize her base. Over a decade down the line Minecraft players will still be using farms and methods based off of her playthrough.

Aisha similarly would innovate new technologies in Minecraft that would become classic staples, but her contributions would all be traps and griefing methods designed to cause as much chaos and despair as possible.

Miss Militia hiding in a corner: She calls her territory “Skitterville?”

Taylor: Fuck I said Skitterville out loud didn’t I?