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NON-freaks dni. This is a freaks only zone

got fired from being the entertainer at a bachelor party for twisting the groom-to-be's dick into a poodle shape

the doctor told me aliens keep killing his companions so I asked how many companions he has and he says he just goes to earth and gets a new companion afterwards so i said it sounds like he's just feeding his companions to aliens and then he started crying

Sex scenes in movies are just avenues for men to display their fetishes. Women, on the other hand, do not have fetishes. They are big happy and sexually normal. So sexually normal that sex disgusts them. In fact, being turned on? Inherently male trait. Being titillated? Only men experience titillation. Because being a woman means not experiencing dirty horrible sexual feelings like enjoyment at seeing a boob. Women are pure. And good. And virginal. They understand that sex is sinful and degrading. Surely this is a progressive stance.

i love when my mutuals are mutuals with each other #myecosystem #myenclosure

this is a renaissance painting

the funnest part of reading books is telling people the plot like its hot gossip

im sorry but if i see a female character that seems almost universally hated by and/or dismissed by her source material’s fanbase i am very inclined to distrust the claims and takes they have on her