murder cheat and fuck your way through boston

It's the most Jerma-like movements possible

this caption is so deceptive, this video is so much more than that

anyone else feel like a car stuck in the mud with its tires spinning helplessly and its engine sputtering

Nope. It's literally just you.

this is how lesbians text when you’re trying to figure out where to go for dinner

👹 yo bro 👋 come over here 👋 come over here check out my new shoes they’re the 👹 BRAND NEW ☺️ oooone twoo~ buckle my shoooooe~ 🤗 threee four~ buckle some mooooore~ 😇 fiiiive six, nike kicks! 👹 OOHOOHOOHOO that is so FIRE! 🧍🏼‍♂️ ahahahaha

honestly the circus didn't seem all that amazing or digital to me

You don't mean that.

and to say this as soon as pride month starts...