At this point, Ender realizes they have a favourite type of villain - Tall with a Big Hat.
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At this point, Ender realizes they have a favourite type of villain - Tall with a Big Hat.
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F.A.N.G lovers and Lady Dimitrescu simps unite under the same message: Tall and can kill you in an instant = hot. No I don't make the rules.

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I'm so old i remember when people liked using Windows
That's because they stuck these bad boys to them
Oh wow, that IS better.
little margin doodle while watching the fire emblem direct! a straight up gun being a type of gauntlet is so funny
There's something so uniquely joyful about a mare taking her new baby out for a run. I could watch them all day.
THESE HORSES ARE SO DARK THEY ARE SO PRETTY
Let's be gorgeous with mama
SayingΒ βIβm back on my bullshitβ is funnier when you cycle through hyperfixations at random intervals because no one knows what bullshit youβre talking about unless youβve made it obvious before or while saying it.
To be back on your bullshit you need to be off your bullshit ever. But Iβm over here jumping from bullshit to bullshit like Iβm playing some kind of platforming game. The only times Iβm not on my bullshit are when Iβve fallen off the platforms and canβt get out of the lava to get back on my bullshit.

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you know what? iβll reblog that.
Image description (copied from alt text):
A generic school corridor leading to a set of doors. Above the corridor entrance is the remnants of a sign that used to be there, which said "NO ESCAPE".
End description.
took the elevator to the wrong floor, and found this haunting notice...
@ominous-signs @screenshotsofdespair
Official ominous sign
I resisted making a Dead Motels USA Facebook since starting this Tumblr in 2018.
Until a few days ago when I started receiving messages about a fake Facebook page that was stealing my posts and reposting them as their own. They had amassed 25k followers pretending to be me.
Ngl, it felt really weird to watch in real time as someone went through all my photos and videos, took my years of research, revised all my handwritten captions with AI and got millions of views from every nostalgic boomer on the internet.
So I went ahead and reported them for impersonation (all posts have been removed, thankfully) and made a Facebook to combat that happening again in the future.
I'd appreciate it if you would follow the page I made.
https://www.facebook.com/deadmotelsusa
Love you guys. Currently deep in research with new content for you all. More to come soon!
it would feel so awesome to be a final fantasy white mage with the big-ass robes and wooden staff
fuuuuuck
and the brown leather gloves FUUUUUCK
I love being a popular Tumblr user so I can give my failmutuals 10-20 more notes on their posts
lets go team hey wait what was that last one

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I didnt know they looked like this fresh out of a molt!
getting older is funny because characters you used to look up to and see as very established and grown up people are like 29
Scrub hare, De Hoop Nature Reserve
this is the fifth fucking geode ive crakced open whys its all meat
my liege those are crab rangoons

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marriage before thirties is so insane because you're barely a person yet
divorce before thirties however is chic beyond comprehension
"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.
Humans have a really weird mix of mundane superpowers.
We're not fast and don't have a lot of natural weaponry but we're bizarrely tolerant to a broad range of toxins to the point that one toxin is considered a morning necessity for some to perform at work. Gotta love us.
I've seen it pointed out a few times that the various toxins mentioned above did technically have the desired effect, given humans started cultivating the plants and thus protected them from predators/insects, and spreading their seeds far and wide. I just like the idea of evolution/DNA in the examples above being like a benevolent Monkey Paw for the plants.
Gotta love humans. Fucking weirdos.
tbh the same goes for opium poppies, which definitely count as recreational poisoning