The Orginal Gay Frog Mob Squad

I’ll be honest…I don’t want a career. I don’t want to work. I want to be LEFT ALONE and paid for it. 

(snaps out of it) OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING!! HOLY JESUS CHRIST FUCK WHY DID NOBODY TRY TO STOP ME (eases back into it) ahhhh. yeah this feels right

This is why you shouldn't take off The Amulet to shower.

"eldritch horror" implies the existence of other unexplored genres, such eldritch coming-of-age, eldritch comedy, and eldritch romance.

Jurassic World did the Avatar thing where it made a gajillion dollars and left no cultural footprint whatsoever. Name your favorite Jurassic World character. What was your favorite line. It evaporated despite everyone seeing it.

WRONG fav character was the extra that ran away from the pterodactyls with two margheritas in hand

Today is August 4, 2026.

minion, retire to the kitchen and prepare for me the bowl of sauced cubes

I return with a bowl of six sided dice floating in cold marinara and a befuddled but self satisfied look on my face

Throwing a bottle at your head: the cubes must be edible!!!!! Try again!!!! So close!!!

This is diabolical. Loud enough to notice, but virtually unidentifiable from a truck in motion. You pop the hood to see what's up and find nothing. You start it up and it doesn't make the noise. You go for a drive and it's fucking back. Psychological torture