Effortlessly Stupid

We really don’t talk enough about how Artoo went into the desert to find Obi-Wan because no kid would be stupid enough to follow him into Tusken territory and then this kid chases him down and gets beaten up and his unconscious body is dragged back to his landspeeder and Artoo looked down and went “This one. This one knows how to have a good time.”

#he’d had adventures but really all those rebels were too cautious for him#he’d served Anakin Skywalker there was just no coming back#and then there’s this nerdy kid who kinda sorta reminds him of that guy#and then Obi-Wan says “your father wanted you to have this” and pulls out ANAKIN’S KRIFFING LIGHTSABER#and Artoo just EXPLODES because NO WAY THIS IS THAT KID??!#and he cross-references his old memory banks and THERE’S PADME NAMING THE KID “LUKE” THIS IS THE KID#THE WHOLE TIME HE WAS TRYING TO RUN AWAY FROM ANAKIN’S SON#NO WONDER HE COULDN’T ESCAPE#also no wonder he could fool this idiot to take off the restraining bolt#HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN#and he was ride or die forever#and about two days later he DID die#but he got better#so really WOW this guy IS the best#artoo detoo

Why do people keep insisting on pitting bad bitches against each other like this. They need to team up and take out that homewrecker Jolene.

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

ask not for whom the bell peppers

Person who wants to do stuff trapped in a body that needs to lie down

Acronyms were a mistake.

Specifically I just looked up TLA and want to stab someone over this.

At my last workplace, our register system was called CHARM. It stood for Creating Her Amazing Retail Moments.

Oh I did not know this, thank you for the info!

initialism were a mistake.

Going to mention one of my favorite sites, which allows you to type in any acronym or initialism and will list what that could stand for, with further options to filter by category(construction, medicine, etc). Perfect for when someone throws the alphabet soup at you and you know they’ll be a dick about explaining any of it.

I DIDNT CHECK TH E SONG FULLY BEFORE POSTING THIS I FUCKED UP

there’s something really special about finding an old post you remember and seeing it has several new additions. it’s like aw, the post grew up :)

seeing people be like "why did sinners get a vfx nomination" bro there were TWO michael b jordans on that screen!!

That's not on vfx michael b jordan can just do that

I'm sorry WHAT

'lazy people don't feel guilty about not doing anything' is insane to me and I have been trying to make my brain believe it for a long time, it shocked me to my core when I first heard it

An important corollary to "if you were faking your mental illness, you could stop whenever you wanted."

why do closed captions keep pretending english is the only intelligible language? when a character speaks spanish what exactly is forcing your hand to transcribe it as "[speaks foreign language]" rather than "Si"