Trust The Fungus

the joker

i had to see if this was a real quote and it is

Sand pipers running very quickly together as it is their typical behavior. They stick together because they are small but together they are a swarm and swarms can be speedy; it is their greatest trait apart from their uncanny ability to find treats in the sands

my ultimate warrior will defend me no matter what

mel blanc fuckign yelling

Vincent Price busting it down about ghouls might actually be recognized as one of the pinnacles of human art and culture for the rest of time.

The ranger then showed us an extensive slide show of the local osprey in flight with their catches, which included: trout, carp, snakes, bass, eels, small sharks, ducks, surprisingly large catfish, a nerf football, muskrats, a summer sausage that fell off a boat, sneakers, a fish previously thought to be extinct in the area, a Barbie Doll, and another osprey.