Trust The Fungus

are you serious?

I have not touched Overwatch in over eight years and have basically nothing but bad shit to say about it as a game, but I will admit there are some of the original pre-firing-the-entire-art-team characters who I’ll still see and crack a smile like I just ran into someone from my old high school at the supermarket. Roadhog is NOT an Overwatch character he’s more like a friend.

or fucking get killed by a ghoul five minutes into the skirmish i guess thats good also

Apparently the original “sound booth” was in, like. A shed. And that’s why there’s the echoes

Still unbelievably funny that the best selling song in all of human history so far has been a halloween novelty song. We are an inherently spooks and skeletons coded culture.

A HAMMERHEAD????

Everyone makes fun of the millennial overpriced burger restaurants but the worst part is that they got you hooked on some bullshit and promptly shut down because their polycule broke up or whatever. You’ll never get to eat the caramelized onion apple parmesan sex bomb burger again. And it was $23 and good.

dreamt that itch.io released their own special adaptable accessible super thin flexible silicon game controller called the Butterfly you could also fuck (they packaged each one with lube and toy cleaner) but there was no specific obvious way you were supposed to fuck it they encouraged everyone to find their own special unique way to fuck it. and they ran these ads for it that were different people from all walks of life saying what they do with it . sunburned rural dad who folds it hotdog style and jacks off into it. biracial masc lesbian with undercut who tribs with the joystick. young amputee in wheelchair who lets it vibrate on his lap while he works on his novel. etc. beautiful supermodel woman whos like "and me? i just game. hard." it ended with them all triumphantly saying into the camera "and thats how *I* fuck #MyButterfly"