Negative, I am a meat popsicle

tbh potato is easily in the top 10 reasons to live

Take me away, soft Norwegian travel butch

Im going to miss the way i used to eat gently and trustingly from the waitstaffs cupped hands.

yeah whos gonna brush my mane and tell me im pretty as i nuzzle oats from their hands?? the bowl??? as if!!!

You guys would like my posts a lot more if you had my exact life experiences and internal monologue

*Louis Armstrong voice* And I think to myself 😏 what the actual fuck? 😌

all books should be written by deeply damaged autistic perverts

@pangur-and-grim ?

YOU DON'T NEED TO TAG ME ON THIS, I WROTE THE POST

"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.

ok i regret not unmuting this earlier

the wailing phantom

This is what we do to the guys. Back at the lab.

I’m sorry but this is the funniest thing I have ever seen ever in my fucking life her PEETS are STICKING OUT