Negative, I am a meat popsicle

Take me away, soft Norwegian travel butch

Im going to miss the way i used to eat gently and trustingly from the waitstaffs cupped hands.

yeah whos gonna brush my mane and tell me im pretty as i nuzzle oats from their hands?? the bowl??? as if!!!

You guys would like my posts a lot more if you had my exact life experiences and internal monologue

*Louis Armstrong voice* And I think to myself 😏 what the actual fuck? 😌

all books should be written by deeply damaged autistic perverts

@pangur-and-grim ?

YOU DON'T NEED TO TAG ME ON THIS, I WROTE THE POST

"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.

ok i regret not unmuting this earlier

the wailing phantom

This is what we do to the guys. Back at the lab.

I’m sorry but this is the funniest thing I have ever seen ever in my fucking life her PEETS are STICKING OUT

I don't know which of you needs to hear this but "narc" is not short for "narcissist" when someone calls you a "narc" for snitching they are calling you a "narcotics officer"

technically narc isnt even short for narcotics officer its just cant for Cop, I believe Roma in origin

I read years ago in a book that it was derived from nakk, Romani for nose, as in someone who always has their nose in other people's business

ITS DERIVED FROM "NARCO" AS IN "NARCOTICS" WHAT FUCKING BOOK

Etymology is always doing some shit like this

Convergent evolution.

Linguistic crab

Two entire linguistic traditions have merged to remind you not to be a fuckin narc