Negative, I am a meat popsicle

I really just ignore phone calls. Like leave a message. I don’t check those either but like

Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob

tbh potato is easily in the top 10 reasons to live

Take me away, soft Norwegian travel butch

Im going to miss the way i used to eat gently and trustingly from the waitstaffs cupped hands.

yeah whos gonna brush my mane and tell me im pretty as i nuzzle oats from their hands?? the bowl??? as if!!!

You guys would like my posts a lot more if you had my exact life experiences and internal monologue

*Louis Armstrong voice* And I think to myself 😏 what the actual fuck? 😌

all books should be written by deeply damaged autistic perverts

@pangur-and-grim ?

YOU DON'T NEED TO TAG ME ON THIS, I WROTE THE POST

"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.