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winged-void

just remembered that my middle school bullies were named Chase and Hunter. what was up with that. what was going on there.

winged-void

were you bullied by the pope?

jimmyhoffathecat

Photographing him like it’s found footage

Sometimes I wonder what I'm listening to

gammaface

#this is amazing #flashing lights

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cutecipher

you have been banned from the world of poison forum for the following comment:

i just dont think purple is that cool

insomniac-arrest

I wish AI would stop making so many animal story posts. I LOVE animals and they are ruining the loving-animals ecosystem. And also the real ecosystem

insomniac-arrest

The truffle hunting cat is AI, I’m so sorry guys

Its extremely funny seeing translators work off of each other to fuck up a name more and more and more, or: everyone suddenly forgot how to spell pheonix

thememedaddy

zoctopode

can you imagine being a parent in the pokemon world and your kid comes home with one of those straight up basically human pokemon. i know those motherfuckers can talk.

its morning. i see my childs Throh getting some oj from the fridge. 'morning', i say. he doesnt catch himself in time and says 'morning' back. he freezes and we both stare at each other knowingly. 'throh,' he says, but its too fucking late

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bobdylanyaoi

wizard-at-large

oh god oh fuck I cast Petrify Columbo but I swear I didn’t think it was gonna work oh geez

inthefallofasparrow

That's all right. Sounds like an honest mistake.

Just one last thing though. If you just cast Petrify Columbo, how come his dog is petrified too?

thethirdromana

The worst types of cookbook:

The Ottolenghi - it is vital that you use 1g of this very expensive ingredient. It comes from a 500g bag with a one-week shelf life.

The time machine - 15-minute recipe! First, leave to marinate overnight...

The dishwasher - one-pot recipe! Now decant your ingredients and wipe out your pot. And again. And again. And again.

The optimist - cook the onions until caramelised (2 minutes).

The kindergarten teacher - get one nommable little tree of broccoli and bosh that into boiling water. Delish!

The brand names only - ingredients: Ritz crackers, Philadelphia cheese, Cool Whip, orange Jell-o...

The 1950s palate - use one (1) clove of garlic and a small pinch of chili flakes (omit if preferred).

The why bother with a cookbook - to make beans on toast, gently heat a tin of beans and put on top of freshly buttered toast.

ecstaticadventures

‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs

mothercain

is it true that it's happening to everybody?

baby it really and truly is

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