earthquakening

*through tears* they’re not even fruit flies. drosophila are vinegar flies. they don’t even like fresh fruit, they like overripe fruit. their mouthparts can’t even pierce and suck

you know how easy it was to get this picture? i picked her up, smooched her on her little head, put her down on the bed facing it, and she went "!!!! ooomye glase ofwater🥰" and started slurpin

prev your cat is named Morgoth?? 😃

i've been reading both of these mangas since they started you're in my world now

if "commoner girl goes to a fancy ladies school and gets into a yuri rivalry with a rich girl over a shared hobby that high society looks down on" becomes a whole genre of anime you won't hear me fucking complaining i eat that shit up yum yum yum

be honest am i going to scale well late game?

wait, why is his party gathering around him like that? what are you doing? your leader is dead, you already lost!

revival spells are fucking stupid cheater bullshit i hate you i hate you i hate you! making a youtube video essay rant on why you shouldn't use revival spells as im stuck in evil wizard prison

actually, wait a minute. if his party had a revival spell, why not use it on his dead wife?! fucking bullshit stupid ass hero party. i hate them!

holy shit have you evver tried this new substance called album in order

I don't understand how this is even a defence in the age of drone warfare.

Or even like... Cannon warfare.

Yeah, the Ottomans could have taken this in the fourteenth century.

Hmm my phone is having some trouble considering everything is flashing black constantly and my keyboard is hidden unless I'm typing on it

Pressed the big stupid optimise button on my phone and it all fixed itself