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"why is the character like that" >look inside character >it's the author's subconscious attempt to love themself

this is meant positively by the way. sometimes you love the character so much you end up putting a piece of yourself in it to learn how it is to love yourself without realising and thats ok.

one of the many reasons to insist upon chronological timelines is that it's much, much harder to scroll forever if you can catch up with yourself. if you can run out of tumblr because you reach yesterday, that is a good and helpful prompt to do something else.

"why not just stream Deltarune earlier" buddy this IS the expedited plan. we were doing Heaven Will Be Mine as a little palette cleanser between two major LPs: Danganronpa 2 and Ace Attorney 1. then they suddenly announce "uh yeah Deltarune ch 5 is out in two weeks" so all my plans are FUCKED. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO SCHEDULE THESE THINGS? I'M TRYING MY BEST. DON'T ANNOUNCE A RELEASE DATE TWO WEEKS AHEAD I'LL KILL YOU

word on the street is if you suffer in just the right way for just long enough youll be rewarded

always funny to remember darth vader is anakin skywalker. the adrenaline junkie chucklefuck who used to dive head first out of speeders and built a pod racer in his yard when he was like six is now upper-middle management for the evil empire. half of his appearances in the original trilogy are Meetings. vader spends like 80% of his time dealing with bureaucratic bullshit. status updates. team meetings. holo-Zooms. budget rundowns. anakin betrayed the jedi and caused the fall of the republic and his punishment is being CC'd on every email forever. and you know what. he would hate that. the punishment fits the criminal

I HC that Sidious put him in upper management specifically to make that hate flow. He looked at Jedi Anakin and thought to himself: what does this guy like? Jumping out of moving vehicles at 30,000 feet? Well, we won’t be doing *gestures at all of Anakin* that. Put this guy in an office.

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws