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having just spent +3h just to clear that fucking boss ONCE. i can admit that i'm feeling a bit envious.

fascinating that this is getting attention right now. im sorry to everyone who relates. hoping and praying for body modification magic for us all.

coming up with sexual roleplay scenarios about growing up Upper-Middle Class

Hey, it looks like your parents aren't home because they're still at their Well-Paid White Collar Jobs...why not stop playing with that New Videogame Console and come have some real fun with me in your Bedroom You Don't Share With Any Siblings ;)

An analysis of posting trends on Tumblr suggests that the ideal form of the visual novel is a semi-linear murder mystery whose gameplay consists of solving middle-school "who lives in the blue house?" style verbal logic puzzles, except every time you guess wrong a mean bisexual MILF makes fun of you.

It's tremendously annoying that this is the version of the post that trended because Umineko has essentially none of the described features.

quit treating me like some kinda queer elder i'm not even thirty

I’ve discovered that all I have to do to sound old is to be confident and have strong opinions about retro games + old wargame editions

i like crash bandicoot 2 for the playstation (1997)

if you tag a post about a fandom i'm in watch the fuck out. i WILL randomly search those tags and reply to your post and give it a fuckton of notes. fucking up the ecosystem by simply existing through it