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the fucked up thing about work (well, one of the fucked up things) is that it makes you not want to sleep. sleep is great. but ☝ sleep means tomorrow will come. and with it, more work. so you stay up just a bit longer to try and eke out just a little more time in the day
anyways abolish the 40 hour work week
I feel like not enough people realize that people under enormous strain act really really fucking Weird
things humans are known to do when stressed:
-hallucinate
-cry over what seems to be small things
-become furiously angry over what seems to be small things
-hit a self destruct button over and over again
-lose all sense of reality
-becoming straight up unable to communicate
-view every situation as life or death
-experience delusions/become vulnerable to irrational worldviews
-perceive hostility where none exists
-become extremely nauseous and/or throw up
-stop engaging in sleeping/eating/basic hygiene
-stop processing sensory input
-process way too much sensory input all at once
-lash out at others/themselves
-and more!
being able to recognize when a human (ie. you or another person) is so stressed out they cannot think clearly is VERY important for conflict resolution and diffusing emotional crisis. highly recommend trying to train yourself at being able to recognize that state of panic- there is a point in which logic and rationality is useless and you have to address the underlying emotional issue first. knowing that saves everyone a lot of pain and struggle.
How much would your life be improved if you had a magical animal friend who helped you get rich and could possibly teach you to shapeshift? The main drawback is that if the animal dies you die also.
i feel like i need more details before entering into a Contract like that

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in real life i can explain my loquacious proclivities as "talking just to hear the sound of my own voice" 8ut i dont know how that translates to text 8ased mediums........typing just to see my own words?
I think if I ever write about it, I will choose to give Shinji the most enormous bed even though he is really — technically — not that large. Like a cat, or a gas, he expands to fill the space allotted to him.
But ☝️ Hiyori would sleep over, get mad that he's got the biggest bed known to mankind and still takes up literally all of it, and simply eject him at 2AM.
Hmm. Yes. This feels very organic to me.
I actually really love the idea of Shinji and Hiyori as absolutely disgusting-level friends. Canon has led me to infer that they are not having sex but they absolutely share bacterial colonies. Every single colony. Even the surveillance bacteria. These are people who aren't married, but still somehow have screaming arguments about sharing a toothbrush.
drug abuse? Noooo, i would never do that the drugs. I love drugs.

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Based off that one image
i dont know how to go about using this website but im learning... i will soon become a tumblr PRO! i feel its way easier to be cringe and free here as opposed to twitter. that site is MISERABLE!!!!
take my mike gijinkaslop okay?
so I was listening to music and got this message… at first I assumed that my boyfriend sent the wrong person a message asking for toilet paper, but when i got up to bring him some i saw his phone on the bed and realized
he left his phone in the room and only took his switch with him, so all he could do was desperately tweet an SOS
i had to adapt to fucking survive
Actually, no, I don't think that friendships dropping like flies in your late 20s and early 30s because no one has time for that between overwork and family obligations and marriage and kids and partners and the ritual of the time slayer is normal and ok. No I don't think deep conversations and spontaneous adventures being replaced with a tired coffee every six months is a normal part of growing up. I don't think that emotional intimacy and soul bonds disintegrating in the face of practical inconvenience is a fact of life. I think that means something is deeply deeply wrong with our society and I will never forgive it for the friends I've lost
y'know looking like a woman is one thing, but the fact I actually have nerve endings and stuff in there? that's real as hell. that's fucking primo shit. that's what it's all about. makes you feel like the god of your own fuckin universe, I swear. I'd say it was worth every penny but luckily I was born in a country with progressive healthcare policies, fucking score. was it medically necessary to make it so I can cum my brains out? sure why the fuck not. certainly no dysphoria about that. this shit's the closest I'll ever get to bein a cyborg and that's a type of gender euphoria all its own, really. a toast to whatever pervert invented the artificial g-spot, fucking incredible work. next they should invent a way to give me lilac skin and demon horns, then I'll really have it made.
born too early for shotgun arms, born just in time for big neopussy cums

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Nice gayture
I'm sorry I needed to share this screenshot of baby atem straight out the womb with winged eyeliner
oh goodness. oh heavens. this Thing