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met a woman today whose original real actual given-at-birth first name is "Vendetta." ma'am are you aware you are a videogame protagonist and/or a character in a skullduggery pleasant novel. real quick sorry to bother you miss but who exactly were your parents expecting you to avenge in their name

the worst part is I can't dare ask her that last question because then she might say something like "You don't remember, do you?" and pull out a katana and obviously I'm not stupid enough to take that risk

The thing about being TF'd into a succubus is that I actually really enjoy having a hot demon body, but that's the only part of me that anyone cares about

I also know how to fix bicycles. Have you considered that the sex demon chained up in your basement might have career aspirations that don't involve fucking you?

everyone's like wehhhhh why doesn't doctor house gets suuuueeed! like my man. literally every patient he sees is someone that's been trying to find a diagnosis for ages. i could live with a little medical malpractice if it were coming from someone ready to break into my home to look for allergens and not simply half heartedly listen to me before suggesting I lose weight and take ages of back and forth arguing to order a single test

"it's medical malpractice" have u ever been a doctor? most medicine is malpractice. let the man limp around chewing vicodin doing 50 invasive tests please

Once Taub (derogatory) derisively said about a patient with unexplained chronic pain “7 doctors couldn’t find anything wrong with him, what does that mean?” and House replied without even thinking “it means they’re idiots” and proceed to work his ass off to diagnose the patient Taub wanted to write off as a faker or something. If a doctor had said that when that patient was ME, I wouldn’t dream of suing them in a million years

At this point I've just started filtering out explicit fics from my search results. Reading what other people think is "sexy" has at the best of times been awkward and at the worst actively repulsive. I wish the "mature" tag denoted, like, an adult-level discussion of themes and mental state, and not whether or not two people mix their fluids together.

god some of these aren't even tagged. get this shit out of my face.

At this point I've just started filtering out explicit fics from my search results. Reading what other people think is "sexy" has at the best of times been awkward and at the worst actively repulsive. I wish the "mature" tag denoted, like, an adult-level discussion of themes and mental state, and not whether or not two people mix their fluids together.

god some of these aren't even tagged. get this shit out of my face.

At this point I've just started filtering out explicit fics from my search results. Reading what other people think is "sexy" has at the best of times been awkward and at the worst actively repulsive. I wish the "mature" tag denoted, like, an adult-level discussion of themes and mental state, and not whether or not two people mix their fluids together.

god some of these aren't even tagged. get this shit out of my face.

while I'm at it we really do need to be nicer to fat trans girls

there is probably a good reason she's still wearing the clothes she did in highschool is all I'm saying

buy her clothes. give her flowers. tell her she's pretty don't just keep those thoughts to yourself.

nothings also stopping anyone from going "the MC, but born a girl", but personally it's the "becoming a girl" part that's important for me