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fascinating that this is getting attention right now. im sorry to everyone who relates. hoping and praying for body modification magic for us all.

coming up with sexual roleplay scenarios about growing up Upper-Middle Class

Hey, it looks like your parents aren't home because they're still at their Well-Paid White Collar Jobs...why not stop playing with that New Videogame Console and come have some real fun with me in your Bedroom You Don't Share With Any Siblings ;)

An analysis of posting trends on Tumblr suggests that the ideal form of the visual novel is a semi-linear murder mystery whose gameplay consists of solving middle-school "who lives in the blue house?" style verbal logic puzzles, except every time you guess wrong a mean bisexual MILF makes fun of you.

It's tremendously annoying that this is the version of the post that trended because Umineko has essentially none of the described features.

quit treating me like some kinda queer elder i'm not even thirty

I’ve discovered that all I have to do to sound old is to be confident and have strong opinions about retro games + old wargame editions

i like crash bandicoot 2 for the playstation (1997)

if you tag a post about a fandom i'm in watch the fuck out. i WILL randomly search those tags and reply to your post and give it a fuckton of notes. fucking up the ecosystem by simply existing through it

you cannot hate yourself into the person you want to be

you don't know how hard I can hate.

put the wanderstop image away

I'm not ace I'm just a misanthrope who hates everyone

girl forget sex I don't even want anyone near me. 10 foot radius. get out of my house. get out of my life.

if we can set aside attachment discourse for a moment (please) i think the jedi marriage prohibition makes sense in a “please don’t enter a complex legal, financial, social, and in some cases religious contract, the specifics of which vary wildly depending on planet and culture” way. the single jedi with a law degree does not have time to draft everyone’s prenups to prevent the whole order from getting sued

#fandom is all about creating interesting new problems#it does imply that intra-jedi marriages might be acceptable#presumably less paperwork#much to consider (tags via @celinamarniss)