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sure. you could put it that way if you really wanted. you could say that Gainax making Princess Maker was them "experimenting with raising simulators"
From Software have experimented with the "soulslike" with games such as Demon's Souls in 2009.
Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore
feminism has backslid so hard in recent years people don't even know what free the nipple means anymore
yeah

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I forgot how much healthier your hair gets after just a little trim
hey girls. I know it's very scary. I know that cutting off any of your hair sounds like what they did to you when you were still a boy. But please, go to a salon. Get your hair washed nicely, and get all you split and dead ends trimmed off. You will thank me it's super good for you
I've always been very reluctant to see a hairdresser, because. Yeah. It's really scary! You have to go there, and verbalize what you want, and then you have to sit while your hair gets cut. Which, is really fucking scary for us! But when you get done there, and when you look in the mirror, you're gonna look so pretty. And then you'll go back, in a couple months or so. And it'll still be kinda scary, but not as scary as it was. And your hair will be ice and healthy again and you get to talk to your hairdresser. And then you show up again, and again, and again, and then the most amazing thing happens while you don't even realize it. The scissors aren't scary anymore, and you look very pretty.
YOU are a pretty girl, but with lots of dead hair nobody taught you how to take care of, and you were made scared to take care of it. But please hold my hand. You're going to look so very beautiful.
I need a “humans are space orcs” thing where all sentient species are weird like that, but in their own unique ways
And a lot of them are aware of this (like we are when we make these “humans are space orcs” stories)
Maybe one species enjoys getting bit by something equivalent to mosquitoes. Maybe one actively avoids the hospitable places on their planet because it’s boring without a challenge. You get the gist.
I want to see a bunch of aliens (+humans) sitting around a table talking about how their own species is a bunch of freaks
Everyone is space orcs
Best possible addition. This is a top-tier insight
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The thing about "humans are space orcs" is it was originally conceived of as a response to science fiction tropes in which every alien species had its own special thing except humans, whose special thing was either Most Generic, Most Adaptable, or Most Je Ne Sais Quoi. Like, in a lot of science fiction, Klingons are Honorable Warriors, Vulcans are Logical Scientists, Romulans are Cunning Strategists, and humans are all of the above in a way that leaves us slightly less good than any of them at their shtick but better overall and able to triumph because of our lack of specialization and the assumption that we are, somehow, just destined to be the best. See this scene from Enterprise for what I'm talking about. There's a similar scene in Mass Effect where Mordin talks about how humans are more variable and adaptable and less predictable than all the other races in that setting, which is super annoying if you know anything about how much our species is defined by the genetic bottleneck we suffered during the Ice Age -- the generic bottleneck that has left us all so genetically similar to each other that we can do crazy things like donate blood and organs to each other, things other species can't tolerate.
@prokopetz proposed that humans ought to get something special of our own that isn't just "We are the bestest and specialist in some generic way that feels like a vague and unsettling metaphor for American superiority and manifest destiny amidst all the other cultures of the world," and settled on space orcs because "Pursuit predators with freakish endurance" was the ecological niche we occupied during our own evolutionary history up until we started doing the civilization thing. The assumption from the start was that every other sci-fi or fantasy species would each be freaks in their own way, and the point of humans are space orcs was to let us be our own sort of freak, too.
People who expanded on the humans are space orcs stories immediately turned it into a reason to write little stories where humans are the biggest freaks or the only freaks and we are, in fact, the specialest most manifest destinyest je ne sais quoi-laden metaphors for the superiority of American culture over all the other cultures of the world. I hate it I hate it I hate it.
Which is to say you've reinvented the point of humans are space orcs from first principles. That's pretty cool.
I think my mistake was failing to appreciate just how readily "humans have exceptionally high cardiovascular endurance due to our real-world evolutionary history as specialised persistence predators" could be twisted around into "humans have superior Will to Power", which is the other problematic special niche humans have historically been assigned in popular science fiction.
remember that guy that had a single auditory hallucination that told him he had a brain tumor and the exact location and then he went to the doctor and it was fucking right
if a Memory is Erased from all affected by it........ does the event cease to exist.......
Saw a (now concluded) poll about "What class your WoL would be strongest as if summoned as a Heroic Spirit", and, in lieu of attaching several paragraphs to someone else's post, I'm just gonna make my own!
Of all the standard classes, Alyssa could be summoned as either Saber, Caster, Rider, or Berserker. She's ineligible for Lancer, Archer, and Assassin.
Caster is probably her weakest class, despite being a Black Mage and a Summoner. She's a powerful mage, yes, but it's not as iconic as any of her other abilities. Though, given Black Mage's leylines ability (ie: staying put in one place) and Summoner's inherent connection to primals, she could pull off some Medea type shit by sitting on a reservoir of mana and sending primals out to menace people from a distance. Except you'd have to use a command seal on her to get her to do that, because she's an obstinate fucker who wants to fight on the front lines, and "draining the land of aether mana to summon primals" would make her the kind of person she swore to kill. This version of her would likely be "Alyssa Morgiana, Eikon's Bane" or something like that. Influenced by how Garlemald sees her - a terrifying witch wielding savage magicks, strong enough to bind even the strongest eikon to her will.
Next, we have Rider. From her perspective, it wouldn't even occur to her that she could be summoned as a one, because she doesn't really understand why riding into Ishgard on Midgardsormr's back was that big a deal. But from Ishard's perspective, it's an important part of her Legend, and that matters for Heroic Spirits. She ended the Dragonsong War and rode into The Pillars on the back of The Oldest and Most Powerful Dragon. This summoning would get you "Alyssa Morgiana, the Savior of Ishgard." (There's also a chance that this would make Midgardsormr her Noble Phantasm, which is a terrifying idea)
Then, tying for first place, we have Berserker. Alyssa is primarily a Dark Knight, and famously started off on her journey as a Warrior. Both of these classes have NPCs comment on how terrifying you are when fighting, and the 30-50 DRK questline actively encourages you to lose yourself in the slaughter. She spent a good chunk of Heavensward in a bloodrage, refusing to think of herself as anything but a living weapon. And in Shadowbringers, while she didn't transform into a Sin Eater, it was a near thing - after eating the 5th lightwarden, not only was her hair bleached white, but she was leaking enough light aether that her armor had started to warp and change. She was leaning heavily on her abilities as a Dark Knight to pull her aetheric balance back towards darkness because she was really really close to the tipping point. An Alyssa who was summoned as a Berserker would be an Alyssa who failed to hold back the Light, and was consumed by it. "Forgiven Aegis, the Warden of Light", most likely. (Summoning her as Berserker is a really, really bad idea, because anything Sin Eaters kill becomes a Sin Eater. Which will lead to a Heavens Feel situation happening.)
Then, finally, we have Saber. This should be obvious - she uses a greatsword, and one that's almost as big as she is. Not only that, but she keeps going off on journeys to acquire materials for Gerolt, so he can make her the strongest, flashiest greatswords known to man. Just as the color red became part of her image - a rallying cry for her allies, and something that strikes fear in the heart of her enemies - so too is the sword strapped across her back. Parrying blows and returning them in kind, both offense and defence combined in one weapon. She's used it to cut down beasts a hundred times her size, to parry Susano's own blade, to split the Light in the sky of Norvrandt (see: the shadowbringers trailer), and everything before and since. Her sword is entwined with her legend more than anything else, and it's a symbol of who she is. The Alyssa who is summoned as Saber is, first and foremost, "Alyssa Morgiana, the Warrior of Light."
update on this re: alyssa's status as a caster: she's known for practicing both black and white magic. she's known for using swords. she's known for being red.
so even though she's very rarely ACTUALLY a red mage, given that perception affects someone's Legend more than reality does, Alyssa (Lily) would almost certainly summoned as a Red Mage, and would be on some Magical Girl type shit

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I don't understand how this is even a defence in the age of drone warfare.
Or even like... Cannon warfare.
Yeah, the Ottomans could have taken this in the fourteenth century.
Yeah, the Ottomans
could have taken this in the
fourteenth century.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
if you work with kids 80% of your job is just this
I refuse to let you leave this in the tags. fly. be free
Oh I think I deleted it by accident..
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girl who has achieved Understanding: guys i think sidurgu orl might be transgender
ive looked at her intently. from all angles. that girl is an Egg
im sorry sid, you were born into the race with the most sexual dimorphism possible. its not your fault. but have you considered that an extremely tall and jacked xaela woman would be hot as hell–
girl who has achieved Understanding: guys i think sidurgu orl might be transgender
ive looked at her intently. from all angles. that girl is an Egg

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girl who has achieved Understanding: guys i think sidurgu orl might be transgender
is it too much to ask to be kidnapped and have unethical cyborg surgeries performed on me and be brainwashed into a unfeeling killing machine