The World's Strongest Poster

he's unironically 100% correct and i will hear nothing against him

Shinji don't tell your other mum about this but since it's just the two of us here tonight I'll let you try a beer. Okay, good. Finish it. Finish it Shinji. Shinji, don't you dare fucking waste my beer. Okay. Thank you. I love you too honey.

having a crush is so embarrassing like. you got me pregnant. with feelings. just by hanging out. Are you going to take responsibility for our child.

i got a girl pregnant....

beautiful women will tell you with a straight face "yeah Umineko is like two hundred hours long, but it's even better the second time through" as if there's any world where that's a reasonable thing to say. and the thing is, they'll be correct.

When you are a trans woman who is still trying to be accepted by wider society, or even just other progressives and queers, you will find yourself constantly shrinking, accepting all kinds of poor treatment, and it will never be enough. You will start to do the policing for them. You won't speak unless spoken too. You will understand that simple, fundamental aspects of the human experience are off limits for someone like you. You will nod meekly as you got lectured about male socialization, while deep down inside you're screaming that you've been the most pathetic,passive, zombie-like excuse for a human being and it's still not enough. 31 years on this wretched planet and you've never asked someone out, never initiated flirting. You''ve made yourself so quiet and soft spoken and you're still suspect. If you try to talk about it they'll misgender you to your face as punishment. They will never stop to ask if they need to examine their unconscious biases against people like you Eventually you'll give up, you'll start hanging out with the other problematic trannies. You'll remember that you used to have a personality before the world ground it out of you. You'll realize that you've made a joke about your own sexuality for the first time in 15 years and you aren't getting crucified for it . You'll say something awkward and nobody will care. You will start to have some self respect. You will finally allow yourself to feel indignant. You'll never find enough words to describe the hypocrisy, to ask why their radical politics stopped just shy of seeing you as a human being.