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@geeko-sapiens
they're called "bootlickers" because when there's a boot stomping on their neck they lean forward to kiss it
as soon as i clicked post i realized damn that's such an evocatively erotic description, i should be using this sort of language about noble kinksters, not wasting it on class traitors
How could you leave this in the tags!!!
that's the beta testing stage
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reading a historical romance novel and reflecting on the way these stories often present woke nobility for the contemporary reader. a big thing is servants. you can’t not have servants in those times but many modern readers think “but I would never have servants. it would be so weird to have servants” and in order to make the protagonists of the story more relatable they are actually friends with the servants. but flip your perspective and think of it from the side of the servants. wouldn’t it be so awful if your boss was always trying to be friends with you. a really common thing you’ll see is the woke baronet having tea in the kitchen with the servants bc he’s not like other baronets. but what if your boss wanted to hang out and talk during your lunch break every day. not so charming when you think about it that way
Imagine your old, weird manager who kept trying to be besties with you because you were a captive audience.
The kid will cherish this for their whole life. If they remember it.
went to look this tweet up so I could rt it and discovered this is the same dude as the tubthumping tweet masterpiece
If she does not remember the suitcase trip, the internet and her family will remember for her, so she will have that story to hold her whole life.
the long awaited sequel
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Submitter comment: I'd like to submit this '[s]tudy of defensive behavior of a venomous snake as a new approach to understand snakebite' not for it's topic (worth studying!) but for it's insane methodology, which... well, I'll just let the researcher speak for himself:
[Q: Why did you decide to do this experiment?
A: Snake behavior has been generally neglected as a field of research, especially in Brazil. And most studies don’t examine what factors make them want to bite. If you study malaria, you can research the parasite that causes the disease—but if you don’t study the mosquito that carries it, you will never solve the problem. Up until now, the popular wisdom was that the jararaca would only attack if you touched it or stepped on it. But that was not what we found.
Q: Why did you need to be the victim?
A: The best way to do this research is to put snakes and a human together. In this case, the human was me. We put the snakes inside a ring on the floor of our lab until they got used to it, then I stepped in wearing special protective boots. I stepped close to the snake and also lightly on top of it. I didn’t put my whole weight on my foot, so I did not hurt the snakes. I tested 116 animals and stepped 30 times on every animal, totaling 40,480 steps.]
From the recent (aptly named) interview: Researcher steps on deadly vipers 40,000 times to better predict snakebites
so was no one was gonna tell me that the painting saturn devouring his son was found painted directly onto the walls of the artist’s home after he died and that it may not even be depicting the greek legend, that’s just the most common interpretation??????
hello????
Not only was it painted on the wall of his house, it was painted on the wall of his dinning room.
Like imagine you go over to your boy's house for dinner and that's across from you while you eat. Like would you say something or just
This is the painting is question by Francisco Goya. Not only was this painting found, but a series of 13 other disturbing pieces of art called his “Black Paintings”. At this point in Goya’s life he had lost his hearing (well most of it) and had moved into a villa where he became a recluse. This was directly after the Napoleonic wars. These paintings were never meant to be found. They were never commissioned and he solely made these for himself.
This is where they think each of those paintings was placed in the house.
What in the goddamn...?
tumblr finding out about fucked up art history is so fun to watch
#apparently when his body was reinterred it was missing his head
are we..... are we just gonna ignore that
@oddest-specimen
It's really funny that redditors convinced themselves that the stupid Tiananmen Square copypasta is going to get chinese people forcefully disconnected from their internet service or something while the UK government will get your ass if you complete the sentence "Soldier F is ___" and has actively worked with google and with social media websites to censor posts or search results about Soldier F
Like 90% of the shit people make up about China is actually true for the UK
A man charged with the murders of two men and five attempted murders on Bloody Sunday in 1973 will not stand trial. Who is 'Soldier F' and w
Deputy Peadar Tóibín, leader of Aontú, referred to Soldier F by his real name, David James Cleary, in Dáil Éireann, the Irish parliament, y
In case the links ever go down, Soldier F is David Cleary, a British paratrooper.
He murdered two Irish people in Derry, occupied Northern Ireland, who were demanding their civil rights on what was later called Bloody Sunday, January 30, 1972. He wounded four more. In total 13 irish demonstrators demanding equal rights were murdered by British paratroopers that day.
Modern uk history is “the uk had this system that was really good and really benefited the people and then Margaret thatcher scrapped it”
in a funny spot where i would like to be perceived as a woman but not in a "oh thats a cis woman" way. like i don't want to hide that im trans at all. if you see me looking cunted up like crazy and then a deep ass Had a Beard In High School voice comes out of my mouth you are fuckin welcome. you should be so thankful to be graced by the presence of the hottest bitch on the planet
when you see a big girl with broad shoulders and unshaved legs and shittily applied makeup like she just started doing it for the first time three months ago and a voice like the faggiest bitch on the planet you should be doing this
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HB5511 restricts the use of addictive algorithmic features on children and strengthens safety protections
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⭐️🇺🇸LETTING YOU KNOW THIS! STATES ARE GETTING SUED FOR DOING THIS! 🇺🇸⭐️
California is getting sued for passing the same law on operating systems. Other states are also being sought after in these lawsuits, too. Illinois probably will be next. It violates multiple rights, especially the First Amendment.
I would "love" to see them try to enforce this. I know they will face pushback from developers. Developers say it's nearly impossible and hard to enforce these systems (especially with open source options). They would have to build this system from the ground up.
The worst they would be able to do is ask for your age like Google does for an account, for example. That is the simplest way that the developers would do this. (Update: Also, from reading the bill, HB5511 does not require any ID uploads, or so it says. It is saying OS manufacturers have to include a manual field that parents can use to flag their children's accounts. It outlaws sharing of account information with 3rd parties other than the specified flag. SO it might just be for parents to mark on the device when they are setting it up. This bill is all over the place! Such atrocious writing! It still violates multiple laws, though! This was my interpretation from what I read. Feel free to correct me if you read it.)
Tech giants also do not build separate regional operating systems, which means they would affect users even outside of these states, possibly even in other countries!
Some smaller open source software projects might choose to block access entirely from regions with strict age laws rather than build compliance systems because, like I said, they are not gonna build a whole other system.
If anything, it proves how stupid the governor of Illinois is and all of those other states. Very tech illiterate. We need to vote people like this out in our states!
⭐️🚨CONTACT YOUR REPS, SIGN PETITIONS, PROTEST, AND RAISE AWARENESS!🚨⭐️
Reblogging - and it is also has more info.
Check out for infomation on what you could say - link below!
💬 0 🔁 0 ❤️ 0 · Illinoisans - I need your attention: · Gov. Pritzker just passed the HB 5511 - AKA "The Digital Assurance Act" into Law Wh
Thank you @d0esery for staying on top of this 💜!
ONLINE SAFETY ACT COMMITTEE FORMED TO REVIEW LEGISLATION
Written submissions
THEY HAVE LAUNCHED AN INQUIRY INTO IF THE OSA HAS DONE WHAT IT SET OUT TO DO AND WHAT THE SHORTCOMINGS AND FAILINGS ARE.
As of the 27th of July 2026 they are asking for PUBLIC INPUT which you can submit at the link I have included! The committee is after information about how the OSA has had an impact and could potentially recommend the legislation needs changing!! You have until the 7th of September 2026 to submit evidence!
There are 14 questions in total. Please answer them honestly and seriously. It's not like an online form, you have to answer the questions in a document and then upload it.
We may never get this useless piece of legislation repealed but this might be our only chance to get it changed. The Online Safety Act has unfairly affected sex workers and members of the LGBTQA+ community while simultaneous failing SPECTACULARLY to "protect the kids".
We all know the OSA was never meant to protect anyone and is really mass surveillance legislation so PLEASE take part in this. This is how our democracy works and you MUST take part in it if you want to have an effect!
what if your doppelgänger wasn’t evil it was just a person. what if your doppelgänger wasn’t trying to replace you it was just trying to learn to be a person and you were the best model it had. what if your doppelgänger looked at you with your eyes and said with your voice that it just wanted to be loved. what then.
Sometimes when I really hate the way I look, I go online and look up prices of plastic surgery. That gives me perspective on okay I don't hate it that much, I'm just gonna go give myself a haircut.
But also do you really want to look like someone who had plastic surgery?
Well it's a choice between that and looking like my mom.
my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella
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FIJA is the premier educational organization dedicated to fully informing everyone of jurors' right of jury nullification.
^ Learn how jury nullification works and you too can make sure someone goes home!
the first rule of jury nullification is don’t talk about jury nullification
*if you are called for jury duty. it’s illegal to know your rights and you will not be selected. if you are selected and they find out you know your rights they will throw out the trial and start over. but if you have not been called for jury duty talk about jury nullification every chance you get.
The reason why so many of y'all's feminism sucks is because you still believe deep down in your hearts that there are only two kinds of people in the world: precious, ethereal, fragile dollthings called "women", and violent, lustful, rage-fueled apes called "men". Until you throw that idea away, 3rd-grade-tier "girls rule boys drool, girls are princesses and boys are stinky :(" is as feminist as we'll ever get-- and I hope it's obvious that that's lightyears away from the bare minimum of where we need to be.
acting like all men are evil inherently just takes the blame away from men who are actually evil, and acting like all women are perfect angels takes away from actually seeing them as humans. no one is inherently good or evil.
