Sketchy girls and lipstick boys

“Definitely forgot to leave a note when I left Ember. . . I mean do they even make cards for that? “Sorry I snuck out in the middle of the night, and took twenty bucks. . .””

“Hey did they ever figure out what was up with that moon? Nah, don’t tell me, I hate spoilers”

“Whatever happened to that Wilhelm guy? There was quite a majesty to him. I hope he died on a glacier”

“Some hair gel! My kingdom for some hair gel!”

“Ya know I wonder if I even still have student loans. Hell, I don’t even know if the planet where I went to college on even still exists. Really hope it doesn’t”

“You wanna know a secret? Never cared for pretzels. Never liked em”

“Least I’m not on Pandora. Now Eden-6, heh heh. that’s a planet. They really know how to. . . treat a visitor. Fond memories”

“You think you like lobster but then it’s all the vending machines will give you for seven years. Right now, honestly? All I smell is melted butter. It never leaves”

“Oooh, I would drop kick a puppy for some brunch right now”

(In a booming voice) “I’m going to have to update my demo reel. Jack’s all I’ve got in there”

“Why couldn’t I have gotten stuck at a beach resort? Junpai-7, heh heh, that’s where it’s at”

Edit: this last one I’ve only heard after the heist montage.