Himboar

act like a half-life look like a portal smoke like a left4dead party like a team fortress 2

we need to find the beating heart of The Job Market and we need to plunge a holy gleaming blade into it. its the only way to be free

neat they're putting 3 minute ad, ahem sorey i mean water, breaks in the world cup matches. this supposedly adds to the spectacle. i'm sure that the already notoriously break-heavy sport of football will be vastly improved by ad breaks, instead of, idk, stopping the clock when play is interrupted. maybe introduce a basketball-style timer to stop those dweebs from passing the ball back and forth on their own half forever.

Football sucks at a baseline, it’s one of the worst audience experience of all the more famous sports. And they find ways to make it worse every fucking time

thank you 5 mutuals who like every stupid post i make i love you

Aborted Descartes voice: I would've thought...if I was.

so cute...♡

stalked ur blog shawty, just gotta say, fantastic tits… and i’m sorry u had a bad day, also.

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.