Himboar

I can't imagine living the life of noelle holiday. your dad is dying. your mom is abusive. your sister has been gone for years. your friend peer pressures you into doing fucked up shit. and then you gotta go home to a christmas themed mcmansion. a motion activated santa claus starts dancing when you walk in the door. everything smells like peppermint and roasted chestnuts 24/7/365. id be sitting in the living room with a candy cane on the table looking at it like it's a gun

All these tourists having a great time at the World Cup isn't surprising b/c the first rule of America is that this place rules if you have money to blow and it's a nightmare if you don't. The prohibitively high cost of attending the World Cup filtered out all the ppl who don't have money so all the people who actually made it to the U.S. are basically guaranteed to have fun

America hates the broke and woke and so every rich chud from abroad who comes over here goes home singing our praises. Tale as old as time.

WHAT IS THE POINT OF INVENTING FAKE PEOPLE IF YOU CAN'T GIVE THEM TRAUMA?

Somebody in a Twitch stream chat was trying to insult a streamer by saying, "You're almost 40, and you've only gotten a tarot card reading once?" And I don't know, I'm still amused by this. I'm in my late 20s and I've also only had a tarot card reading once. One of those ones on the street you pay for. The guy doing my tarot card reading was like, "You're going to join the military," or something like that, and 15 year old me thought to myself, "Okay, well that's not true. So I guess I just got scammed," and then I just never got a tarot card reading since then.

(military recruiter tarot card reader in august of 2001) *draws The Tower* *draws a second The Tower* now that's not supposed to happen

let's all go out and buy pink refreshing citrusy fruity sexually arousing drinks