As in the worst

Be warned I am actually uninteresting and better as an idea

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remembering to bring back this banger from 2018

it's important that you imagine the sword saint unmatched under heaven as an older woman with a drinking problem and a shit dating life.

Official hyena post

bro thay put transgender in me

The really funny part is that many modern sources that want to gas up Sparta will bring up this specific anecdote, but stop at the "if" and just not mention what happened immediately afterwards.

similarly, "μολὼν λαβέ" (come and take them) is a really cool thing to say, made significantly less cool by having them taken

Spartan propaganda usually only works if you stop right before the end of the story tbh

Spartans killed themselves to be "good at war" and they weren't even good at war

scrolling down and seeing the second half of the joke in a separate post. excellent gambit