As in the worst

Be warned I am actually uninteresting and better as an idea

my infinite monkeys just wrote "penis". this is a good start

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

it’s time for demons to come out of the ground and for everyone to get special powers

i specifically requested it

One of my all-time favorite Worm moments still has to be when Taylor meets Scapegoat. They trade injuries, he goes “you’re fucking blind?!” and spends the rest of the chapter being dragged around by his teammates while Taylor looks on thinking “I wonder if his power makes the damage worse for him?” Meanwhile she’s in so much less pain than before that she describes the feeling as euphoric. My dissociative queen 🪲

Fun fact. Nothing can stop you from finding the oldest art your friend has ever made on their blog and reblogging it.