As in the worst

Be warned I am actually uninteresting and better as an idea

The shirt you see before facing off with a lvl 15 lotad

Wait you dont know how to shift realities? *takes out my glass DnD magic potion bottle from etsy that's filled with paint stripper and other dubious solvents*

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style

Isn’t it kind of fun how when your life sucks you just can’t talk about it with anyone

I’m serious though. When your life reaches a degree of suckage, you find yourself having to look elsewhere for anything at all to talk about. The things going on in your life are trauma dumping. Your past is probably also trauma dumping. So you have to get really weird about specific things or hope that others want to talk to you, because very quickly people are going to develop an aversion to you and the way your life sucks. Unless you just don’t talk about it

whenever the conversation about difficulty and accessibility in games come up i want to slam my head into a wall because noone thats speaking has anything more than a surface level understanding of what "difficulty" even is

your game should have accessibility options, but if your only accessibility options are "turn off central game mechanics" then you have made shit accessibility options.

bonus points: if you put a game speed slider in your game you can also allow Absolute Fucking Freaks to turn it higher than 100%

Where’s the comic about saddest man ever > most beautiful woman you’ve ever seen

They should ban bald men from attending live music and ruining my photos with their shiny ass domes

the two kinds of tgirl are “infinite anger that destroys everything around her” and “infinite patience that lets the world turn her into a doormat”. and they both love giving the other unhelpful advice about how to manage their emotions

sources say there are muscles in the back of my neck. and they want to kill me