As in the worst

Be warned I am actually uninteresting and better as an idea

modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options

is he … you know … open to interpretation?

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me when i am on my mutuals' blogs 👀👀👀 #LetsTakeALook👀 #Observing👀

hey that’s me

I have a disease called I want to text you so much but I have no idea what I would even write

i have a similar one called i want more contact but I'm afraid I'm being overbearing so I'll just wait for you to start

I have autism

I identify the most with the woman who has a green velvet ribbon around her neck and keeps being like "DONT untie my neck ribbon or something really bad will happen" and then her husband unties the ribbon and her head falls off. this is extremely real to me. spent my whole life like "please don't do this thing to me or really bad stuff will happen" and everyone around me being like "that sounds fake" and doing it anyway. and then my head fell off!

Cargo shorts are one of the ugliest clothes ever invented. Next to overalls.

Cargo Shorts are useful when you’re meeting a white bear in the desert and have to carry Gun Oil, condoms, weed, a crowler of craft beer and your 3DS XL with pokemon moon so

Just carry a purse…

But I told him I was masc :(

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Some of you people don’t clean the lint tray in between loads and I can tell jsut by the way you post

fuck does lint have to do w bustin loads LOL

oh like clothes

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