As in the worst

Be warned I am actually uninteresting and better as an idea

Good news! Elementary schoolers of the modern day still believe this is part of vanilla minecraft. I have borne firsthand witness to these discussions.

the folkloric gate to heaven requires journeying to hell to get its building material

youve been a bad *remembers youre plural* people

May I please have 1 everything

Noah's Ark if every animal reproduced asexually

Interesting I like it

my type of public transportation 

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

hunting down Tumblr posts i see on Pinterest part 527

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

oh well i guess ill just be fat and hot

imo the state monitoring your private messages is basically on the same level as opening and reading physical mail or perhaps breaking into your house to install bugs and cameras