Sad But Rad

I have GOT to stop spending $30

You have to pee in the shower to get into heaven

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

ive heard if its all gone wrong and is fucked beyond repair you can actually use it for banana bread

“can’t believe women fought to work!! i don’t wanna work!!” women have Been Working they fought to get Paid you know that right ?

an ice cold beer topped with a scoop of vanilla ice cream. lying on top of the ice cream foam is a salted peanut. this is the angel. around him are sprinkles (his tears). this is "the angel's lament", my new cocktail

out thrifitng, I hear a mom hiss “aiden. do not.” then a short pause followed by fervent bongo playing

can I fucking help you, my liege