Loquacious to a Fault

shirt that says 'i ♡ writing 300 words of the worst prose known to mankind'

Love the word "also". I have more things to say

coach put me in. not to make anything better but just change the situation a little bit

*uses an em dash and a colon in the same sentence* we're done when i say we're done.

The writer's barely disguised longing for a soft life shared with someone who loves them

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

well if its for fucked up and horny reasons, then i guess its okay...

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

big fan of a character seeking comfort in the arms of the thing that’s going to kill them. and i am psycologicalily normal too.

gender is a performance and im getting heckled by those old gay muppets

Those tags had me weeping actual tears of mirth holy fuck