There’s Multiple Owls Now I Guess

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

sometimes i have a dream that reveals such a humiliating desire i have that i genuinely lose a bit of respect for myself

how was the destroying and betraying yourself for nothing was the destroying and betraying yourself for nothing fun? it didn't look fun

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

The writer's barely disguised longing for a soft life shared with someone who loves them

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

they should invent giving me the perfect job without applying or interviewing

in a way i am my own dead wife

life is so hard when you’re a very lazy girl by nature but you also want to do a lot of things in your one wild and precious life

unclear. adj. of or pertaining to an uncle

crazy how much i could get done if i didn't have "doesn't want to do things" disorder