Fit To Burst.

i think if you stopped time and brought a gorilla to a new york deli and then started time again it wouldnt even be startled like it would immediately peruse the menu and order a reuben in sign language

Imagine launching from a soon-to-implode space ship and your only escape was being cocooned in the massive burly arms of Reuben the Gorilla. Imagine him curling over you as you re-enter the atmosphere to act as a heat shield and you can smell the hairs scorching on his back but when you look up all you see is a solemn and calm gorilla face as if this was his one duty in life to fulfill. Imagine realizing there’s no possible way you could survive landing in the ocean at your velocity but the gorilla reconfigures into what is unmistakably the most elegant diving pose you’ve ever bore witness to, one arm pointed towards the sea and the other pressing you into his massive gorilla body, protecting your head from impact with the overhang of his pectorals. Imagine the cannon-like crack of piercing the water surface, how for a moment the sheer mass of gorilla surrounding you protected you from all contact with the water though you should’ve been entirely submerged; imagine the shocking immobilizing coldness of the ocean enveloping you a hundred feet down, and as you slowly drown in the salty sea the gorilla grabs your hand and kicks with all his stubby little gorilla-legged might towards the surface. Imagine fainting before you breach, your last sight being gorilla hairs waving in the current, so peaceful, so warm.

Ha.

Mmm

Imagine launching from a soon-to-implode space ship and your only escape was being cocooned in the massive burly arms of Reuben the Gorilla. Imagine him curling over you as you re-enter the atmosphere to act as a heat shield and you can smell the hairs scorching on his back but when you look up all you see is a solemn and calm gorilla face as if this was his one duty in life to fulfill. Imagine realizing there’s no possible way you could survive landing in the ocean at your velocity but the gorilla reconfigures into what is unmistakably the most elegant diving pose you’ve ever bore witness to, one arm pointed towards the sea and the other pressing you into his massive gorilla body, protecting your head from impact with the overhang of his pectorals. Imagine the cannon-like crack of piercing the water surface, how for a moment the sheer mass of gorilla surrounding you protected you from all contact with the water though you should’ve been entirely submerged; imagine the shocking immobilizing coldness of the ocean enveloping you a hundred feet down, and as you slowly drown in the salty sea the gorilla grabs your hand and kicks with all his stubby little gorilla-legged might towards the surface. Imagine fainting before you breach, your last sight being gorilla hairs waving in the current, so peaceful, so warm.

Ha.

bro what?