Well, that was winter. It's spring now.

Where I come from, we don’t worry about these fruity-tuity California style buds. Okay? I’m from Scranton. What i’m smoking is dirt. So lets get that straight jack. Pure brick. Ass. Okay? America- Americans are wanting to smoke that dirt, okay? You go up to someone and say, hey, I’m gonna give you a big bag of this heady bud, but I’m taking your stash of mids, they’re gonna say C’mon man! get out of here! *audience cheers* that’s right. that’s right. Get the hell out of here! We like stems! We like seeds! Where I come from.

this post is scripture to me like this is a seminal text. to me

“our age of bronze is collapsing” is this beautiful random burst of monty python dialogue amidst the drudgery of nolan’s vision and i think it should win the first-ever oscar for best solitary line

[wringing my hands as i look out my window directly overlooking wall street, watching the sun rise on october 29, 1929] aw fuck it’s the great depression

che no es por decir algo muy de pueblo pero las hormigas están buscando RAMAS se viene tremenda tormenta al menos en el norte de la provincia de buenos aires

Necesito lavar ropa y que seque la concha PUTA de su hermana cuándo carajo se va a terminar esta calamidad llamada humedad ambiente despampanante

Las hormigas están teniendo una conversación similar igual tipo: Necesito buscar proteína no mojada la concha PUTA de su hormiga cuándo carajo se va a terminar está calamidad llamada humedad ambiente despampanante

lowkey kinda hate how all the pride flags are just stripes, can we get some shapes up in here pls

don't you mean biczechxual

digital selfharm is real. do NOT check up on that ex-partner/ex-friend. do NOT reread those old messages/conversations that you know will hurt your feelings all over again or that will otherwise make you feel like shit. do NOT block evade to see if you’re being talked about. inhale. exhale. let it pass and you’ll be better for it.

Everybody was Sun Tzu Fighting (Riff Designed to Piss Off Your Enemies of Choleric Temperament)

queer discourse final boss

it's not frequent enough to be considered a meme or a trend, but I like how every so often this site gets a new "woke mafia boss" variation.

uggggggggghhhhhhhhhh

i think from how i blog its quite obvious that nothing bad has ever happened to me

Okay love all the love to girls voices who dont voice train but ive now seen multiple girls who've gotten this sentiment including from cis people in a way thats starting to sound a whole lot like "noooo dont transition youre perfect just the way you are" so here's your reminder that voice training is absolutely possible and within your grasp. I have a very consistent high pitch voice that allows me to pass easy and all I did was learn a few tips from YouTube and consistently practiced them talking with my friends, customers at work, and alone in my room. The transition is awkward and weird and not always fun but so is the first year on hormones. Change your body and appearance however you want. If something is causing you misery you dont need to wallow in it

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

Mislim, da bi se "pred" in "po" v "predpostavki" morala med sabo izničiti, ampak se nihče ne strinja z mojo stavko.