Howdy.

maybe i’ll feel more like myself after swimming for several hours and getting pruny and eating a sandwich with chips in it

Ah yes, the rare bathray

I will reblog this every Christmas season I’m on tumblr.

It’s beginning to look a lot like shit scram

tbh if I was Bella Swan and some guy wanted to go to the beach w me up until he found out it was the one on the reservation and then I asked the kids from the tribe why he was weird about it and they said the Cullens don't come here :/ I would just assume I was trying to hit on the town's most notorious racist.

We all like to think we can handle change gracefully, and then someone rearranges our grocery store.

Reblog if you're hoping 2011 will be a fresh start.

you have to play drums on the dog. you have to. it's essential to their health and happiness.

*packing my suitcase for a 3 day trip* hm, but what if I need my terracotta warriors..

what does turkish delight taste like and is it worth the events that occurred in chronicle of narnia: the lion the witch and the wardrobe

The second thing you need to understand is that the turkish delight was laced with mind-control drugs.

The third thing you need to understand is Edmond was living under WII sugar rationing

sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me

holy shit is that kate bush

the sexual tension between two gas stations on the same intersection

I’m so sick of this shit. Two gastations can’t even be on the same block without some walnut shipping them, while I can’t find a single fic for dennys/applebees with dennys bottoming.

you’re literally out of your mind if you think Dennys isnt a top

ashes to ashes, baja to blast.