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watching a hard days night…. no one told me it was gonna be Grandpa’s Big Adventure featuring the Beatles

no one told me adulthood would just be thinking of things to do and scheduling them and scheduling them and scheduling them so you don't want to die

(bo burnham that funny feeling voice) the clattering of airpods on the dunkin donuts' floor, everybody flinches like a shooter's at the door

i wear so much cheap plain black clothing that some middle school techies just approached me and made me run spotlight for once on this island junior

Well Gentlemen after this rousing night of Quiplash i shall be embarking on a career in stand up comedy

crying yourself to sleep basically has the same effect as under eye filler the next day… baby i’m gonna look young forever!

working in marketing is like if you were trying to solve a problem but there were 85 women named jennifer swarming around the problem like bees