I've got high hopes for my life.

the way shane would’ve died wondering if ilya hadn’t started beating it in the shower oh my god im actually tearing up beating meat saves lives

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah

i’ve just seen the craziest image

Alan Turing and Ada of Lovelace did not invent computer science for the girls and the gays to claim they can't do math

the crazy thing is they literally played a paper kingdom song less than a year ago no one can say it’s impossible