I've got high hopes for my life.

Love when a cat puts all 25 pounds of their 9 pound body right on your soft internal organs.

im only attracted to worthy opponents

on tinder swiping past anyone with their astrology sign on their profile or who says they're a smoker and instantly eliminating every gay in my tiny mountain town

also swiping past anyone who's photos all have a snapchat filter or who's bio is overly self deprecating and getting rid of all the gays in the nearest city.

and what doth thou desire from me, rozanov? thou hast refused to answer my missives for the passage of six moons! and when thou dost cast thine attention my way, it be for our asinine jester’s performance! so prithee, tell me: what doth thou need of me? well????

every time I see someone from outside australia (or inside australia tbh) say “everything in australia wants to kill you lol” I want to scream. you are buying into colonial narratives! you are reinforcing the construction of the “aussie battler”! you are ignoring the way first nations people have lived with the land for centuries! you are participating in the homogenisation of australia in your belief that this is a land that needs to be tamed! shut up shut up shut up