I've got high hopes for my life.

Just asked my old boss who I'm replacing about his inventory system and he said. and I quote. I just keep it all in my head. sometimes I forget to order something.

So inventory tracking is jumping to the top of my to do list.

it genuinely makes my stomach clench when i think about gerard saying they would have gone to see a therapist that specializes in gender issues if they knew about it when they were younger like oh okay...........

every time a website describes "appetite suppressant" as a feature of a type of food, i kill another hostage

"nuts are an appetite suppressant!" BECAUSE THEY ARE FOOD. YOU ARE LESS HUNGRY BECAUSE YOU ATE FOOD.

DISCLAIMER: if you or your selected victim have a nut allergy, consider throwing rocks instead. I love you.

sorry im still on this but "what if you were a young unknown opera singer and you got hired to play a bit part in a middle aged rockstar of questionable gender identity's world tour where you femdom them onstage and also you look exactly like their wife and then you gained a fanbase of mentally ill teenagers and started doing lesbian rpf selfshipping about it" is like a jane schoenbrun movie plot