no gods, no landlords

Best comment I just saw "Helen of Troy was perfectly cast, because all these men are fighting about her."

rb and tag your favorite song that's not in english, japanese or korean

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

i eat your grandads clothes

Macklemoth

remember the sims 2 ds game which was nothing like any recognizable sims game and involved your character owning a hotel in the middle of a desert and occasionally giving fruit to a mummy so your power didn’t get shut off

I had this game and after like 2 months of playing, the mayor character in my game just completely disappeared, and I could still see his stats or whatever and his mood was always “in the mood”. He was trapped in a dimension of horniness.

Wasn’t this the one where you could become a rat super hero or some shit?? Also you had a bovine shrine for whatever reason???

Also on age verification: I have been on this website since 2011. Unless you think I started blogging at age 2, you KNOW I'm an adult.