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ollie, adult, white and tme, nonbinary bisexual, any/all. i dont trigger tag but feel free to ask
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hockey sideblog -> @10pointnight
mcr sideblog (pretty much not in use) -> @coguitaristyuri
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Was trying to make a joke about TV writing to my friend the other day and had to pause and go "...does the phrase 'surf dracula' mean anything to you?"
One of the most important critical texts of this century imo
image description: tweet by @/topherflorence, reading: back in the day if u did a tv show called surf dracula you'd see that fool surfing every week in new adventures but in the streaming era the entire 1st season gotta be a long ass flashback to how he got the surfboard until you finally get to see him surf for 5 min in the finale /end description
"But won't children be confused by all the LGBT-"
Yesterday I saw a mother with a baby carriage, being followed by a girl of about 4-6 years old on a bicycle. The kid started ringing her bike bell like RING RING RING RING RING RING RING, and the mother turned to look behind them to see whether they were being followed by a cyclist who desperately needs to pass them for the sake of everyone's safety.
And the little girl - who just rang the goddamn bell herself 5 seconds ago - also turned to look.
Kids are confused by everything at all times. They don't know jack shit. About anything.
i remember being like 8 or 9 and being told that my dadβs ex-wife was no longer diane and we were to address her as daniel now. my reaction: βok.β
me and my brother later had a small discussion about whether that could happen randomly (conclusion: no, he probably had to file papers or something) and whether daniel should now be referred to as dadβs ex-husband (conclusion: yes but only to see the face heβll make) but at no point did we find it like... alarming? the world is big and weird. we were used to it.
finding out a sorta-relative could just change genders off camera, as it were, was a whole lot less head-splodey than finding out there were no squirrels in australia!
Thereβs no what
"Won't they be confused by all the--" So what if they are? Life is often confusing. That's part of how we learn. Part of the job of an adult is to help confused kids learn and understand things. There's no obligation to protect the kids from the confusing things. Quite the reverse.
In my experience anyone using this BS excuse isn't worried about a child's potential confusion, but their own, which they don't want to admit to having.
theres no squirrels in australia???
Aussie here, I DIDN'T KNOW SQUIRRELS WERE ACTUALLY REAL FOR THE FIRST EIGHT YEARS OF MY LIFE NO JOKE I THOUGHT THEY WERE A MYTHICAL ANIMAL LIKE UNICORNS
WHAT??
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ive nposted this before on other posts but this interaction still makes me laugh. i hope he died because he didnt get any of my vegetable soup
folks im not gonna lie to you. ive looked at this conversation like 20 times and ive only just now realized he tried to lie to me about not eating for days within a few seconds of seeing i had a big bowl of soup
its my new rule. U arent allowed to reblog this post no more if you dont know who pjackk is
pjackk is the guy who wanting your soup right
hes the permanent wine stain on the metaphorical carpet of my brain.
(Bob Dylan walks in and I accidentally deadname him) Zimmyyyy
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in a past life i was the ballistic gel torso they bring out on stuff like knife or death or mythbusters. to cut the questions off at the pass, yes it's still a past life even though i was born before my life as the ballistic gel torso, and continue to live well past the end of my life as the ballistic gel torso, and also yes, it was sexual
What was it like directing hellboy
when people say "death to america" they mean they want the communist death army to storm every city in america and kill everyone there including babies and old people and animals too and then they are going to take a bunch of bulldozers and dynamite and such and demolish all of the buildings and trees and mountains and everything until the entire country is just a smoldering crater. just wanted to clear that up
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where's that post about how every youtube video now is like "what happened to mr [something]"
i just donβt know if that many of us need to be on the roads driving. we should live in a world where more people can sit that one out
caught wincing at his own berries
friend group in their 20s
friend 1: just folded laundry for 3 hours π
friend 2: i think my stomach wall is eroding guys idk what to do
friend 3: have u seen a doctor yet???
friend 2: well nooo...
friend 4: someone is at my door π°
friend 1: just cleaned the sinks and toilets π
friend 2: no really the light is fading from my eyes
friend 4: a tree fell on my neighbor
you: just got off work is anybody free
[a hot, silent wind blows]
Stardew valley is problematic because it forces you to have an outside cat in a threatened woodland environment
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idgaf about palace intrigue just let me chill
can you at least not eat poisoned food when you have been told in advance its poisoned
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always a dread omen seeing the comments on a post saying "I love when the alt text is part of the joke!" bc nine times out of ten the alt text is not part of the joke, nor does it accurately translate a visual joke into language while maintaining the humor, but instead it is tangential to or a digression from the image being described and is only funny if you can both see the image and read the alt text, and therefore is actually a joke at the expense of everyone relying on alt text because they can't see the image.
