ambiguous disorder

coping with the pain of living by being a little silly

I wish zeppelins were still a widely available means of transport, I'd love to travel the world on an amazing dirigible circuit

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

hope tumblr lasts another 20 years so i can liveblog my midlife crisis

when a moot changes their pfp i feel like a baby whose dad shaved his beard

Since you don’t respect my opinion anyway, quit pestering me to fill out a survey after every single consumer experience. I keep wondering who looks at these surveys. Is the CEO sitting in his wood-paneled office, reading each individual response on an old-timey stock ticker? If so, you can keep doing this. If not, I rate this experience zero stars out of infinity.