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This has triggered me. There are actual snakes manifesting outside my room.
we're not kids anymore.

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This has triggered me. There are actual snakes manifesting outside my room.

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if kafka was born today i'd be his best friend and microdose with him
he's not even a day old... you want your best friend to be a newborn? you want to do drugs with a baby?
he's very mature for his age
yall keep talking about omg if hannibal gets a fourth season itās confirmed hannigram would be together we would get a hannigram sex scene hgrrrhghgg like no baby we wouldnāt get a hannigram āsex sceneā we would get hannibal and willās bodies distorted through a fucked up telescope lens and edited to look like they were drowning in a pool of each otherās skin. they would have deer antlers superimposed onto their heads. seek help
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) dir. Duwayne Dunham
I cry every time I watch this movie

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āI can feel this heart inside me and I conclude it exists. I can touch this world and I also conclude that it exists. All my knowledge ends at this point. The rest is hypothesis.ā
ā Albert Camus, fromĀ āThe Myth of Sisyphus,ā The Myth of Sisyphus and Other Essays (Alfred A. Knopf, 1955)
Rogue one and its main idea that the fate of the galaxy was turned head over heels not because of the sith or a Skywalker for once but because ten simple people've decided to do the right thing and to give their lives for it.
WOW!
I wanted to find the videomakersā website, and tada! It doesnāt look open atm but they have a mailing list!
https://antelopewomendesigns.com/password
Antelope Women Designs
[video: a seal emerges from a hole in the ice to breathe. It yells āAh! Woo!ā then sinks back down]
The ahh was so much deeper and the woo so much softer than i could have expected i love it
This is my favorite video in the world I think about it 20 times everyday
Do you think Jesus ever got many carpenter requests after he started preaching? Like did anyone ever go up to him and be like; "My Lord! My Lord!" And the disciples are all: "The Master won't do anymore miracles today." But obviously Jesus is like; "Yes, my child?" And they just ask what his basic rate is to fix their door.
No one talks enough about the fact that Jesus had a day job.
He repaired the relationship between humanity and god, he also repaired the table in his friend Mary's house cuz it wobbled too much.
āJesus!ā
āHow can I help you my child?ā
āSo the Chair I got from you and your dad is great, but I tripped over it and it broke, I was hoping you could fix it?ā
āGo home and be at peace, your chair is fixed.ā
āLord, did you really just use a miracle to fix his chair?ā
āLuke my son, it was still under warranty.ā
āhoney that guy who made our table got crucifiedāĀ
While this is super interesting and ive reblogged it before because the concept is funny, theologians/historians question whether Jesus was actually a carpenter. You see the Kione Greek word used in that instance later came to mean specifically "carpenter" however at the original time of documentation, it had a slightly higher connotation, merely meaning "day-laboror". A carpenter would have been in the absolute barest of poverty, and would never have been able to leave His mother at home to go preaching across the country side. Even if He left her with His cousins/family, His family would have been extremely poor as well, and they wouldn't have been able to financially support her.
Its theorized that Jesus actually worked in - essentially - construction. Laying bricks and building buildings. This would have made Him very muscular and healthy, and would have provided enough income for Him to realistically leave His trade to become a Rabbi.
This also means he would understand the complexities of building the Temple and why it took so long. So add that to the shock value of Him saying He will rebuild it in 3 days.
TL;DR Jesus probably didn't work with wood, but did skilled labor building cities and was probably ripped because of it.
Jesus was swole as fuck

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Itās interesting how quickly ātoo drunk to cook a frozen pizzaā can become 'sober enough to fight a fireā.
i love when you listen to a new song and youāre like three seconds in and youāre already like yes this pleases me it is mine
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For those wondering this is 100% real and Iām furious about how funny it is
Iām sorry he what
For those wondering
Wilhelm von Zimmern, Zimmerische Totentanz, ca. 1540-50

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if shes your girl then why have i slowly been replacing her parts until thereās nothing left of her original body? is she then still your girl?
They ship of theseusād my girl
Canāt have shit in Detroit
me: wow i didnt know there was a bardās college in skyrim that you can join. will my character be able to play instruments? i wonder what kind of new and interesting quests are involved?
bardās college: go into the Draugr Pit⢠and find the Old Fucking Shit Drum for us
Hi! I was one of the quest designers at Bethesda working on Skyrim back in the day, and one of the storylines I was working on before I left was the Bardic College.
Originally, the college invited you to join as an inspiration to the other bards, and as such they would assign you a bard to follow you around and witness your deeds so that they may be remembered in song. I had planned to give the player a bardic companion who would sing songs based on things the player might do.
There was a quest with a fun junior bard who would compose a song about you based on how you acted in the quest and solved problems, and have that song spread through the inns in the world. This sort of heavy branching-and-remembering is something I loved doing in Fallout 3ās Wasteland Survival Guide, so I felt the extra dialogue budget would pay off. The goal was to give the player their own version of Sir Robinās minstrels in Holy Grail, because we knew what sort of nonsense players get up to.
(Speaking of ānonsense players get up toā, I also designed the Sanguine quest where you retrace your drunken steps, loosely inspired by the classic āI played Oblivion blackout drunk and hereās what I found the next dayā. We unofficially called it āDude, Whereās my Horse?ā But thatās a different story.)
Anyway, they ended up cutting that quest along with the orc clans storyline and a bunch of other things I had in the works. That sort of thing happens a lot, especially in ambitious open-world games, but between that and the terrible pay and other issues, I ended up leaving Bethesda to work at another studio. In return, they bumped my name out of the designersā credits and down to āSpecial Thanksā, with peopleās kids and dogs and the like. Shame we donāt have a union or anything to prevent that, but thatās hardly the biggest problem in the industry.
And thatās the tale of the Bardās College Quest That Cold Have Been! And if Bsoft doesnāt sue me into Oblivion for saying all this, maybe someday Iāll tell you about the game of riddles that I wrote for Sheogorath.