Andro-preciator.

Just call once, and I’ll come running.

Mark O'Meara

There's just something about Wayne that I'd love to fuck. Top. Bottom. It doesn't matter. He could have gotten whatever he wanted from me.

I mean, what else can you say? God bless America.

That’s alright. He was always appreciative of your excellent service, even if you couldn’t keep your eyes to yourself. In fact, at some point, he started to like the attention. And one thick-aired August day… he slipped you a note with his number on it between the bills of his tip. And your heart just about exploded in your ribcage. Maybe you’d be getting a promotion to private caddy very soon.

Now he beckons you come in after fetching his room service. He’ll tip you handsomely, of course— he already has. But he has something extra in mind to show his gratitude.

Don Shula

You're better suited to picking up his dry cleaning.

Awesome Suit

He can be very demanding. So you'd better be up to the task, boy.

You find the courage to smile at him. Pleased, he smiles back.