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Unironically I think the early to mid 20s age group in America has unbelievably bad consent boundaries on all levels and so much language to defend it but this makes me sound like elon musk if I say it however the commonality of someone who will be like “I had 47 panic attacks and it’s your fault” if you tell them no is insane
I rejected someone and got called “the scariest person I’ve ever met” with so much therapy speak interspersed like alright okay alright okay alright okay
“You just say whatever you’re thinking and I don’t know how to handle it” was verbatim part of this conversation. Also everyone hates to see an autistic bitch
When I was in this age bracket, there was a huge emphasis on improving consent culture via graceful rejection, and it's gone by the wayside. Which sucks.
Twice in my youth (once in high school and once in college) I was in situations where I was asking someone out and I could tell they were calculating in their heads the risks of rejecting me, and both times I said, out loud, "you can say no, I wouldn't have asked if I wasn't prepared for either answer." And then they said no. This wasn't some spark of special wisdom I had - I knew to do it because feminist conversations among my age group brought it up regularly. This isn't happening nearly enough anymore.
More recently, I was really glad when we got to "rejection sensitive dysphoria" in my IOP program and it was one of those symptoms where the therapists really emphasized how it affects others. Because it does.
Being someone who cannot handle rejection makes you much more likely to violate boundaries, and yes, that includes sexual ones. Yes, you, reader who has never hurt a fly. If you don't want to stumble backwards into sexually assaulting someone, fix your RSD meltdowns. If you keep them up it's only a matter of time. Because if you're nice enough to interact with, but are known to have RSD meltdowns, guess what happens when your friends and acquaintances need to reject you?
someone on reddit shared texts of her and her husband's exclusive english dialect and it's beautiful
a linguist is analyzing it
The letters are seemingly being replaced (or added to) by adjacent letters on the QWERTY keyboard (n with b, y with u, etc)
Which makes me think that this dialect evolved out of typos.
dolorem ipsum / "pain itself"
some of u will love this
i should call her

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can you imagine being a parent in the pokemon world and your kid comes home with one of those straight up basically human pokemon. i know those motherfuckers can talk.
its morning. i see my childs Throh getting some oj from the fridge. 'morning', i say. he doesnt catch himself in time and says 'morning' back. he freezes and we both stare at each other knowingly. 'throh,' he says, but its too fucking late
The Watermelon Woman (1996) dir. Cheryl Dunye
Hey this movie is really important in queer history! It was the first feature length film directed by a black lesbian! You can watch it here for free!
I really recommend you do because while it is a rom-com (and a drama), it also looks at how the stories of black queers are over looked in history.
movie rec!!!
I upset a few people in my intro to western philosophy class with this one.
starting the countdown until gaylors start saying that Adam Sandler officiating Taylor's wedding (sorry if this is how you found out) is actually proof that it's a sham because it's a reference to I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007), in which Sandler and Kevin James play heterosexual men who enter a mutually beneficial fake gay marriage, a dynamic that Taylor is inverting as a queer woman pretending to be straight while cleverly flagging the obvious farce to those with the eyes to see
this is worst than finding out from a castiel meme
VIGGO MORTENSEN as ARAGORN The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers • 2002

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I'm gonna be honest for a second. I cant believe people still care about Taylor swift.
This CANNOT be left in the tags you came with RECEIPTS
Sorry, @akinari-kashihara , she invited who the fuck to her wedding??
Hi sorry
The contractor's company is responsible for running ICE's largest detention centre.
purity politics
(reposting this because tumblr deleted my blog funny enough for nsfw)
Someone sent me anon hate then reported every single one of my posts because of this post
Just some silly small things the intrepid heroes do that I’m obsessed with
Murph:
Quietly muttering to himself about the plan not making sense as he’s laughing
A baffled “right on”
In place of filler words just lengthening words and raising the pitch on each new word
That awkward dance he does
Ally
Absolutely losing it at a joke and then repeating the line
The straight back, fingers steepled pose
Starting a sentence completely normally, small pause, complete derail
“Hm?”
Lou
The thousand-yard stare after a bad roll
That weird movement thing he does when his character is really feeling himself
The way he either excitedly shouts a bad roll or just silently shakes his head with a forlorn look
The way he LOCKS IN to a scene
Siobhan
Immediately adding to the bit while everyone else is cackling
“Fricking” or “Freaking”
Randomly switching back into a character voice OOC for 2 sentences
As Adaine the way she casually announces portent rolls
Zac
Fidgeting/doing silent, completely unrelated bits while not in a scene (favourite thing is watching him completely doing his own thing during adventuring parties, especially in ravening war)
The way he turns away from the table to laugh
Just delivering the stupidest joke so quietly and no one picks it up and then I find it in the transcripts 2 years later
Finding an opening to just repeat the insane thing someone else just said that got lost in the noise
Emily
Absolutely losing it at everyone’s jokes
Having her characters say their every thought out loud
The quiet “yeah” through laughter after Brennan repeats her insane idea back to her
The finger guns. Just pointing to people
Brennan
Repeating the end of whatever someone just said in a laughing tone to signal agreement before changing the line of conversation
The Wizard™️ voice
The silent eyebrow raise shocked face when someone suggests something truly wild
The times where he is laughing so hard that he has to keep restarting his sentence

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Y'all for real please do these. Even if you're certain your posture doesn't suck. One day you will wake up with impinged shoulder pain like I did and let me tell you it fucking HURTS. Do these exercises even just once a week and it will make such a difference. Especially my fellow creatives out there, stop shrimping over your work and go do these right now. RIGHT NOW.
Also, if you’re even a little concerned about getting a hump or having trouble standing fully upright in your old age, this is how you prevent that. If you want to be up and about when you’re old you have to start when you’re younger. And keep in mind there is no bad time to start and it’s never too late. Starting today is way better than never starting at all.