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Origami Around
Peter Solarz
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

if i look back, i am lost

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
One Nice Bug Per Day
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They've got AO3 on Paralives
Peak lifesim

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idk if i can ever top this piece tbh. i need this on a tshirt.
Someone requested a doodle of “some of the Dominion’s anti-human propaganda” but tbh this is too real outside of star trek. this is probably plastered over the entire Citadel in Mass Effect
I love that this cautionary pamphlet didn’t know how many nipples humans have and thus just added a bunch of ‘em
They’re mammals, right? So how many nipples do mammals have? Somewhere between 2 and 19?? What the hell are they doing that for???? Awful creatures.
Watching Hannibal without subtitles is like
Hannibal: ajfddja jfadjanc akjf a God ndadieoa an cmnag Love eian hgcabn eihadjhfa iooen adhaj Europe
Will: nvmadn adh ajk eajke rhkjaejhas The Ripper akdjasdbf cnladshuebgb akda nc Dr. Lecter akfdan mkldai zhcnvjkekla my design akjdfkl;nc xhabdjk
LOUD AS FUCK BACKGROUND DRUMS: 🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁
Jack Crawford, the only main character who talks at a normal volume and enunciates: We Are Going To Catch The Chesapeake Ripper (he is then silenced by the drums)
let’s bonk with mama

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Ferret shows the owner her babies.
I’m straight up CRYING
The person who commented “sounds like a bunch of kazoos having a panic attack” made me laugh out loud :D
My fren sent me this
@official-boob-posts
just thinking about how fucked the ergonomics of this would be
youre an olympic level hater. i respect it.
they asked me to represent my country in the sport of hating i said no. i hate my country
I see your “youth is wasted on the young” and raise you “retirement is wasted on the old”
I'll see your 'retirement is wasted on the old' and raise you a 'universal basic income (that actually enables a decent quality of life) is wasted on nobody'.

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muppet profiles
the muppets trading cards (1992), pt. 3
guardian of the forest
Friendly reminder:
No, you don't want that otter. No, that is not a pet. No, that up close encounter where you can pay to cuddle with an otter is probably not ethical. No, I'm pretty sure that channel with a guy and his pet otters is not a legitimate "animal rescue", stop recommending it to me.
Yes, the otter is cute. Please admire them either from a distance, or behind a barrier at an accredited facility. Thank you.
.....no I'm not going insane seeing how flooded social media is with unethical otter content.
The recent popularity of otter cafés in Japan caused a rise in animal trafficking & poaching of these otter species in Asia. Asia isn't an exception: the same will happen anywhere. The more popular an exotic wild species is as a "pet", the more it encourages poaching & trafficking. Even if you can give your exotic animal the best living conditions (which is always more complicated than with a domestic species), this factor will always remain
If you want a pet, you want a domesticated species. If you want a domesticated mustelid (the family otters belongs to), we have one: it's called a "ferret"
Yes, they do require specific care you need to learn about (like any animal, wild or domestic), no they don't look exactly like otters (it's the closest you'll get in domestic animals though) But they're a lot more adapted to live in human houses, and they're not at risk of being poached in the wild. Mostly because like dogs or domestic cats, they don't exist in the wild
I’m going to add to this that you also really do not want to swim with or cuddle otters. I am very foot-stompy on this point right now because the shitty reptile zoo that closed near me just reemerged as an otter-cuddling petting zoo.
All of the issues of supporting less ethical encounters and driving the illegal pet trade aside (other people already covered them, yay), have you seen those teeth? The ones that rip through fish like butter?
North American River Otter (The Des Moines Register)
Asian Small-Clawed Otter (Knockhatch Adventure Park)
Do you want wet slippery stinky chaos gremlins with those teeth anywhere near your soft fleshy parts? No. No you do not.
People get bitten by wild otters and it is a big enough deal to make the media when it happens! There’s a bunch of examples of serious bites at this link. They mostly avoid people but when they feel threatened they can fuck you up.
Seriously. There is a reason that people who work with otters, professionally in credible zoos and aquariums are the least likely people you will see reaching in to sneak a skritch. They only contact their otters in heavily trained situations using very thoroughly positively reinforced tactile cues.
You really do not have any reason to go do pay to play snuggles or swims with otters. If you do want to get closer to them than just looking from outside an exhibit, there are accredited facilities that will allow you to observe up close or tong-feed while protected by a barrier. Do that instead.
Jellyfish mosaic tile piece, Havana, Cuba. From Great Houses of Havana.

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ultimately we all have to quit our jobs and walk into the sea