SweetiePie08

They trade who wears the hat every round

Considering I've never heard chocolate guy speak, I'm imagining he gives his critics in the form of abstract chocolate art

gonna start making snopes-style responses to urban legends about tumblr

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

Where's that tweet about how American chants are "let's go [team name] and some other country (Irish?) fans are "I've made up a song about the other team's drinking problem to the tune of London Bridge Is Falling Down one two three"?

No, faceless fantasy writer, people didn't normally consummate their marriages with 12 y/o little girls in medieval times. Not only was it rather rare for people to marry that young with the exception of the noble class, due to them needing it for politics, but they also weren't stupid enough to try to force a child to give birth. Morals aside, people back then knew how their bodies worked. A heir was nice but they didn't wanna sacrifise their brand new bride and political alliance for one right off the bat; most often the "wife" just lived with her husband in the new country and was raised there for a little while until she was old enough to actually do it. Or she even stayed with her family a little longer if the wedding was held by proxy. Medieval times were cruel, no doubt, but let's not make it worse than it was for the sake of dramatics.

Not to sound like Velma Scooby Doo but it’s really hard to find your glasses without your glasses

height check. how tall are you people in my phone

to make it more lynchian can't you read

For my bitches. You know who you are.