why are you buying clothes at the soup store

i love my disabled friends dearly more than anything so i say this with love - meal planning for a group of ppl all with different dietary needs is like playing The Logical Journey of the Zoombinis

This was the best puzzle in Zoombinis so at least meal planning for a group isn't like the fucking bubble maze or mirror cave or anything

Oh HELL YEAH! Amazing, thank you for sharing the good news!

Pee changing color depending on ur hydration is very intuitive game desigm

it's fine i don't even need to be part of social groups or friend groups anyway (giant hole appears in my chest spontaneously) ? what's that

@justleaveacommentfest

THIS RULES!!!!! THIS SMASHES ONE OF MY LEAST FAVORITE EXCUSES "I DONT LEAVE COMMENTE BECAUSE I NEVER KNOW WHAT TO SAY" TO SMITHEREENS!!!!

i came out the womb suckin on a perc laced cuban leaf burrito, wearing a tiny rolex on each finger. my mind is an iron fortress and my face is made of granite

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

This is stupid! Were you born yesterday? (the mayfly’s big limpid eyes fill with tears as it looks at me) oh god I’m so sorry oh no oh god

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude