why are you buying clothes at the soup store

I came quite close to saying “the user base has both the attitude and funds of a group of medieval flagellants”

It's fun when you misunderstand what a word means as a child, then years later you start to see your misunderstanding showing up in dictionaries as one of that word's accepted definitions. Straight up ahead of the curve on linguistic drift.

i was having a really hard morning but my daughter of 3 years said mommy dont cry i made you a drum n bass playlist

alright this is a hold up. put the pussy in the scarmophogoghs and nobody gets hurt.

don’t!!! fake!!!! your!!!! interests!!!! to!!!! make!!!! someone!!!! like!!!!! you!!!!

don’t!!! bury!!!! your!!!! interests!!! to!!!!! make!!!! someone!!!! like!!!!! you!!!!

don’t!!! go!!! wasting!!! your!!! emotion!!! lay!!! all!!! your!!! love!!! on!!! me!!!

I understand that this is probably an Old Man Yells At Cloud opinion at this point, but I feel strongly that if I hold a t-shirt up to a window on a sunny day I should not be able to see through it clearly enough to make out the outlines of the trees across the street.

i love being sober and talking to drunk people at parties cause i asked a guy “if you were a wizard what kind of spells would you cast” and i know he wasnt lying when he said “summon creatures”

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

i have mixed feelings about competitive

being dracula is fucking awesome

u guys omfg can we try feminism again. can we breathe life back into feminism's wounded and perishing body like OMFG she's dying...