why are you buying clothes at the soup store

My alone time is for everyone’s safety

the cambrian period was like 10 years ago

the cambrarin period was like 3 years ago

official cephalopod post

Wheres my toy or i'll get mad now

Nobody seems to appreciate the gentle urgency of it

a lot of people in this world are afraid of looking stupid and those people can be very mean when somebody else is okay with asking questions, because asking means you don't know, and not knowing means you're stupid, at least in their projection. if you're one of these people, i implore you to get comfortable with not knowing and being wrong. curiosity is not a crime. you can't know anything about everything without asking questions first.

My ringing just went away for the first time in years. What is this blissful quiet.

wait wait i gotta try this, i don’t think i’ve had Actual Silence since i was like 5

HOW THE FUCK

i think it's good and important to inform people about scams that are going around so no one falls for them but sometimes i see posts being like "BEWARE THIS NEW SCAM!!!!" and then i see the screenshotted scam message and its the most obviously scammy thing youve ever read in your life