Forget Your Nipple

Bloopers are movie aftercare and it’s fucked up that we got rid of them

my aunt has a coworker named chad who is apparently kind, ginger, wears glasses, gossips, loves to travel, and broke up with his boyfriend because his boyfriend was a loser who didn't want to travel at all. chad if you're reading this I love travel and I'm normal about redheads with vision problems. come closer

cannot overstate how immediate my reaction was upon finding out that a Ginger Bespectacled Gay Man was in social proximity to me. I went a very funny colour (pink) and coughed a lot. I trhink I'm allergic

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

Sam trying to get Frodo to take one more step

Sam psychologically tormenting Gollum

tubi is one of our greatest warriors in the fight against streaming services costing a fortune for mediocre content. tubi has the most insane collection of movies you will ever encounter all for free. it has cult classics and questionable lifetime movies and movies that nobody except like three people on the planet have ever seen. tubi has movies that doesn’t exist. like if you just thought of a movie one day but never made it and no one ever made it it would somehow still exist on tubi. one day i will log onto tubitv dot com and i will see terribly inappropriate, overly complex, and strange on there. and i won’t even be surprised.

wait this wasn’t a “poob has it for you” bit?

tubi doesnt have what youre looking for but it does have a lot of things you would never have thought to

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

one time i was having sex and i was going “i’m yours i’m yours i’m yours” and then my partner stopped all of a sudden and said “can we talk about new kinks before we introduce them during sex” and i was like yeah what but it turned out she thought i was saying im a horse im a horse im a horse

"Guy" and "man" have different connotations with adjectival nouns. Like "tree guy" = arborist but "tree man" = he lives in a tree, or maybe he is a tree.